"What are those strange looking birds on those barren dusty hills, Grandma?" "I don't know Gordy. Maybe if you had rem...

You really don't need to change a thing, for at least a week! I mean, why would you? Doesn't everybody hang their art adjacent to...

For panel one, I was going to say, "Bigger than your car," but then I saw panel two, and I thought, "No, not that big....

The Valencia Resort in Goleta. It's not a real place, unfortunately. Although there is the Bacara Resort & Spa in Goleta, and the...

The hand coming out of Sean's breast pocket is telling the hand coming out of Mary's belly to tell the hand in Hanna's salad t...

Despite how long this has gone on, I think they may have rushed into marriage. I wonder if Sean has even noticed her sideburns. Today...

I don't know who is responsible for placing the flag at Office Marriage Bureau, but it doesn't go in the back of the room behind t...

I'm more afraid of this NEVER ENDING! Today's Full Strip

You fools! Lucky Number 5 will never overpower the calamitous effects of getting married on Friday the 13th. Today's Full Strip

Is it his charming sense of humor or his inflatable head that Hanna finds most appealing? Today's Full Strip

It was inevitable that Sean and Hanna would spend their lives making comparisons to their first marriages. I just didn't expect it to ...

... and SMASH! Sean plows right into Ian Cameron's car. Today's Full Strip

Hanna and Sean both look kind of embarrassed. As if they may have actually forgotten her, and had to turn around. Speaking of embarrassed...

Unfortunately, you need a license to get married, otherwise Joan the Waitress is an ordained minister and would be happy to perform the ce...

I've had a few friends who were widows and widowers. Remarrying is one of the greatest challenges of their lives. Not just the decisio...

"Heh heh heh... you joker... that's not important to me. Cough cough." And... CURTAIN! Today's Full Strip

Now, let's not jump to conclusions. A lot of things happen at City Hall that these two could be happy about. They could just be happy ...

I don't know what a bottle of "Spark" is, but I think we're getting subliminal messages here. Hanna and Sean just watche...

I have no idea what movie they're seeing, but clearly it's a HUGE hit with the coveted 45-60 demographic! Today's Full Strip...

When I Googled "movie with happy ending lifts us up takes us away," I got several listings for Blade Runner , which suits Sean ...