Floating Head Jeff has been really working out! Looks like somebody got a new phone for Christmas. If you are looking for a new phone, w...

I wish today's strip had made it in time for the Worthy Award nominations... extra fingers, talking with food in her mouth, gargoyle e...

Congratulations to Joe Giella and Karen Moy for a perfect Christmas greeting. I must say today's strip really worked for me. Just a no...

Well, things are certainly looking up for Mary Worth. I'm sure Jeff is enjoying her letters in Vietnam. Today's Full Strip

It's concrete, Mary. Concrete. Not cement. It's the Concrete Jungle. But if you weren't so obsessed with the Beauty of Nature,...

"Hello, Toby? This is Mary Worth calling from New York City. I want you to do me a favor. Break into Jeff's house while he's ...

Speaking of Grand Historical Properties, I'm glad to share tonight with you! Ha ha ha ha. Today's Full Strip

As Shelly, in her vestments, leads the little minions in prayer to Mary Worth, it is reassuring to note that this crazy new religion doesn...

Wha...? No long introductory speech? I really was hoping for a more honorific introduction. "Our first award recipient came to Promis...

What a grand night it will be for all the celebs when Dear Old Shelly Cohen steps behind that classy microphone stand and reads her list o...

I'm not hip to the lingo old ladies use so I don't know what a "celeb" is, but I'm pretty sure they use the front en...

It's a good thing Mary is there to help Dear Old Shelly Cohen keep the proper perspective. If Shelly starts sharing the award with oth...

Wha....?? Is Shelly getting some sort of reward for something or other? It sounds familiar, but I guess I haven't really been paying a...

Now, I don't know much about fashion, but even I have to ask, "What is Joe Giella thinking?" Two such humble ladies would ne...

Based on the Elbert Hubbard quote and Dear Old Shelly Cohen's thought balloon, it is clear that Shelly now thinks of Mary in the same ...

Having spent some time on the street, I learned how important it is to shop. And to be recognized publicly for being a good person. Trophi...

I'm glad to see Napkin Dispenser is back on the table. I was worried that they wouldn't be able to wipe their invisible food from ...

Couldn't we go to Marcie's Discount Basement instead? Today's Full Strip

Dear Old Shelly Cohen doesn't have EVERYTHING. She doesn't have a HUSBAND. This plot is about to take off. At least until you read...

Assuming Shelly Cohen was a young widow of 45 when she came to the Haven, and Dr. Smith was still 16, that would place their ages at about...