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Please, help me decide which panel is the best!

Shauna slaps Ashlee:

Ashlee slaps Shauna:

Or Dawn slaps Drew:

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Yesterday, Drew acknowledged that having two people in love with him was difficult. So this is what love looks like.

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We pull back to discover that he has woken up next to Suzanne Pleshette and this has all been a hilarious dream.

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So while this dream has quickly become tedious, I am still left to ponder the meaning of Drew's left hand appearing on his right arm.

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Earlier this week, we discussed some of the historic sybolism of circles and squares in ancient religions and cultures. Today we will discuss the deeply meaningful symbolism of blondes and brunettes: Blondes good; Brunettes evil.

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And just like that, she was gone. Having contributed nothing to the plot, she disappeared into the night. She even forgot her prescription.

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I'm completely drawn to the symbiology of Shauna's earring. I understand Masons revere circles as a symbol of the compass, which I used in the fifth grade to draw circles in geometry. And the square is symbolic of a square that you can use to make squares and measure square things. Historically, and in many cultures, the circle represents our spiritual selves and the square represents our physical selves. The common image of a circle inside a square can be symbolic of our spiritual selves suppressed by our physical bodies. But Shauna's earring is a square inside a circle, and seems to be indicating now that she's clean and sober, her spiritual self has overcome the addictions and weakness of her flesh. Not like that !@#$% Ashlee!

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"... She's not like that with me. She found my watch!"

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Sometimes a little Nair is the best thing for the embarrassing hairs.

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Ashlee and Shauna are already friends! I did not see this coming.

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I bet Shauna wouldn't have returned the watch she stole.

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Interesting fact. The Red Cross doesn't want you using their logo. From their website: "When the emblem is misused, it puts humanitarian workers and medical personnel at risk. These teams depend on community trust—both during peacetime and during war." Cease and desist letter forthcoming.

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"Shoot, it's inscribed. Now I'll never get full value."

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I can just imagine the conversation Jeff had with his wife, "You bought our son a $10,000 watch?? Can't it at least be from both of us?"

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"I mean, at least she was always late after she gave me her watch."

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"No, Ashlee, my watch. I'm worried that I may have stitched it inside of Mrs. Jacobson."

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A couple of years ago a brony was a last minute nominee and handedly won a Worthy Award, but now it just feels like pandering... even if it is Princess Twilight Sparkle, my favorite of the Pegasi.

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So it's not just cell phones. Ashlee has never been able to hold any phone comfortably:

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You know who else was a busy doctor as a child? This guy:

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Mrs. Wanders and I went to Longwood Gardens in Pennsylvania yesterday. It had the variety we needed.

That's it! Give me more of that! Click! Click! Click!

That's it! Lovely! Click! Click! Click!

Beautiful, Mrs. Wanders! Click! Click! Click!

Keep away from my watch!