Friday, May 28, 2021

Mary Worth 3651

As the parent of a Barbizon alum, I don't know which I find more pathetic, Drew's obsessive validation; the fact that Ashlee brought only ONE costume to a photo shoot; or acknowledging that I'm the father of a Barbizon alum.

16 comments:

KitKat said...

This photoshoot, with Drew’s exclamations, reminds me of Miss Piggy’s scenes in “A Muppet Family Christmas.” “Now do that pouty thing with your mouth. Oh, fabulous!”

This would be a perfect time for Mary to jog by while singing, “The hills are alive….”

Darth Curt said...

I echo the secret message. Way to go @hmmm for calling that one. I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw the waterfall.

Anonymous said...


Be careful not to slobber all over your shirt, Drewie.

I think Click the Magic Post-It Note has now earned status as a recurring character.

-- Scottie McW.

@hmmm A waterfall. Good call yesterday!

RobC said...

Yow! Can we expect a panel from Mary Worth make it into John Lustig’s “Last Kiss?”

We’ll, there is one thing I know, Ashlee is no Brooke Shields and this won’t turn into “ The Blue Lagoon” or no chance to become a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover.

hmmm said...

Ah... thanks. But I have to confess. The waterfall prediction was only because I remembered Ashlee’s suggestions from May 2nd. However, I can understand why you guys didn’t. You were all so ga ga over Juliette Binoche, you weren’t paying attention! ;-)

Anonymous said...


Still to come . . . Ashlee steps in a bear trap and tumbles into an anthill hidden underneath poison ivy. Then she's bitten by a snake and attacked by murder hornets. Greatest nature photo shoot ever.

-- S. McW.

KitKat said...

Scottie McW., how’s this for an alternate scenario: Self-imagined high-fashion photographer Drew climbs up a tree to capture one more amazing shot of Ashlee. When the bough breaks, the camera will fall, and down will come Drewie, camera and all.

Anonymous said...

I've spent all day trying to decide which of Drew's photos was the most boring; Ashlee leaning against a tree or the bird sitting on a branch. Too close to call.

Okay, even though my last prediction fell miserably short (thanks a lot, June; not even a bikini under Ashlee Oaklee's buckskins? Come on!) I will make another.

I think Drew's photos are certain to turn Ashlee into a successful model in just days. Training? Experience? Professional studio photos? Why waste time with all that crap; who needs 'em? The twist will be that Drew has fallen madly in love with her, but now that she's a top model, she won't return his calls. I want to see Drew storming into a modeling session, crying and screaming at Ashlee, kicking over cameras and lighting fixtures, calling her a %$*@# and accusing her of thinking she's better than him. Yeah... I'm sure that will happen.


HelenClark

Tim said...

These photographs will turn Ashlee into a laughing stock.

Lord Flatulence said...

The swamp is alive! ♫
With the sound of Trashlee! ♫

MissScarlet said...

Well, we are not getting very much "tsking" lately, and I don't like it.

How about a nice crocodile right about now? That would be natural.

MissScarlet said...

@Scottie McW: I love "Click the Magic Post-it Note".

tkraft said...

Maybe I'm missing a trend, but when I leaf through a fashion mag, or even the style section of a major newspaper online, all I ever see are pouty-faced models. Anyone grinning like Crashlee would be wildly out of place. I'm not even sure Bella Hadid has ever even been photographed smiling. Always a major pout.

Anonymous said...

what no light meter ? he might as well just take polaroids

KitKat said...

SATURDAY
After a wildly successful photo shoot, Ashlee and Drewie relax with chilled containers of STP.

Anonymous said...

@ HelenClark: I was immediately reminded of a song, so I changed it up a bit. Maybe others can add more to it: "You were working as a waitress at the Good Grub bar when I met you...."