Mary Worth 835

"P-hew, Dad, your giant, bloated corpse really stinks."

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 834

I just love this panel. It's so sweet. Lonnie lies in a bed, sweating out the D.T.'s, and he gives Mike a little wave. It's sooo cute!

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 833

"Don't worry, Dad. Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine." Poor Jenna.

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 832

"No, Dad, it's not too late! You abandoned me when I was 12 years old. You had no idea what Mom went through, God rest her soul! You drove her to an early grave, and you crippled me emotionally -- I can't even ask a girl out for a second date! You're so drunk you can barely take care of yourself. I've spent the last 25 years resenting the HECK out of you! I couldn't even mention your name without seething in hatred for you and your guts! But now that I know you were just off being a drunken vigilante, I am instantly full of compassion. Please come live with me. It will be so wonderful and heartwarming."

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 831

This story is delightful, combining all the best elements of the last two stories: Father/Son reunion from the Wilbur/Kurt story (only this time it is really happening!); and nursing a loved one back to life from the Dr. Adrian/Scott Hewlett story! Now if only Dr. Mike would put on an ice skating leotard and "keep it tight!"


Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 830

Three lives when you consider that Mike can't ask a woman out on a second date. Four if you count Jenna. And I do. Perhaps the best thing would be for father and son to join forces and bring the killer to justice. Oh, sweet justice.

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 829

Gentle reader, there is an important lesson here somewhere about the bitter fruits of revenge. Vigilante-ism may look fun, but it is not. There is no joy to be found in getting so drunk on grief, anger, and whatever they serve in a highball glass these days that your shirt buttons come undone and your head spins itself right outside of your comic strip.

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 828

Is that what a vigilante is? A guy who walks around downtown, asking people if they shot his cousin? It isn't as glamorous as I imagined.

This is perhaps one of the best lines of dialog ever to come forth from the pen of Karen Moy. It is a day of celebration in the Wanders household.

You know what would be awesome? If Richie's killer was Jenna's father. Awkward!

Mary Worth 827

Clearly years have passed, and Lonnie has now reached middle age. If I'm not mistaken, the first vibration lines are starting to appear near his head.

Downtown Santa Royale has gotten so much nicer since Disney took over and kicked out the riffraff who were always seeking revenge.

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 826

How are the CSI guys going to reconstruct this one? "Clearly, the car approached from the west, passed the victims, made an illegal U-turn, and shot the victims. Then the vehicle pulled another U-turn, and drove off to the east."

"Wait a minute Lieutenant. Don't be so sure. The victims could have disapparated across the street just before they were shot, and then disapparated back across the street as the car drove away."

"Disapparated? Like in Harry Potter? That would be hard to do wouldn't it, if you'd been shot?"

"Maybe they used a portkey?"

Mary Worth 825

When a car comes speeding out of nowhere, it generally has one of two purposes in mind: run somebody over, or it's the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes team with balloons and a giant check. I'm going with the former on this one. Fortunately, Lonnie has a son who will grow up to be a great psychotherapist who can help him heal the scars of losing someone he loves. Mike's really good at that.

I haven't lost sight of the fact that this is still the Bonnie Johnson story. We are now enjoying a story (Richie dies), within a story (Mike's reconciliation with Dad), within a story (Jenna waiting by the phone), within a story (Bonnie collects things). If you're just starting to get into Mary Worth, this is a great time to start.

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 824

Lonnie Roberts: Pipe smoking family man by day, drunken hoodlum in mom-jeans by night.

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 823

Dr. Mike Roberts is so tense meeting his slovenly father that his entire head pulls and pulsates into different shapes as they talk. This is not uncommon. You may remember Kurt Evans doing the same thing. It happens when fathers and sons and pretend sons reunite.

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 822

"...That's not entirely true, Mikey; I was also thinking of my girlfriend, Barbara Thomas and her little girl Jenna. I married Barbara, God rest her soul, and we had 20 wonderful years before she passed. We raised Jenna together - we were the happiest family. No little girl has had a better father than Jenna. I wish you could meet her. She would love you like a brother."

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 821

Hey, dear readers, I'm sorry for bailing on you the last couple of days. I know I really let you down. I mean, Mikey's been going through so much. Changing back into his black mock turtleneck, returning to the bench of despair, and then out of nowhere stumbles Lonnie. Of course, he can't smoke his pipe anymore since having his lips surgically sealed. Which has helped both his weight and his heart. But it's Lonnie, and boy is he ever contrite! This is wonderful. Before you know it, Mike will be abandoning his own wife and children. I think it's time to give Jenna a call.

Today's Full Strip

Mary Worth 818 (Spoiler Alert!)

Things I learned from Inception: A dream within a dream is very unstable. No wonder Lonnie falls to pieces. Also, only after we wake up do we realize how strange things were in the dream, like Mary practicing therapy on a therapist, or furniture in a room rearranging itself, or a lamp post transforming into a redwood tree. It's all so obvious to me now. Mary has entered Mike's dream to plant an idea. The idea that Mike should ask Jenna out for a second date. If Lonnie shows up and tells him, "I am disappointed..." that would be awesome. But disappointed in what??


Today's Full Strip