Mary Worth 4186

At first, I thought Wilbur was outside her window again, but THEN I realized this is a floating head. Perhpas in the top five of all floating heads.

Mary Worth 4165

"What about you, Ed? Are you more considerate and reliable than Wilbur Weston?"

Mary Worth 4031

Including your awful father. Remember, the person you never want to be like? The one who gives you Worthy-Award-worthy nightmares? And a 65-year-old widow, and Cathy who you hardly ever see. What a wonderful support system you have.

If you haven't had time recently to dance to the Charterstone Jukebox, there's a party today at the clubhouse, and you're invited!

Mary Worth 3986

Don't flatter yourself, Wilbur. He makes way more than twice your salary!

She wasn't a 'hot lady,' Wilbur. She was a con artist. And you blew Dawn's college fund on her.

Mary Worth 3985

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It has happened! For 15 years I've waited for a just a little information about Wilbur's ex-wife! I had finally decided to just ignore that Dawn ever even had a mother, and was just created in Wilbur's dark basement with some cleaning supplies and double-A batteries. But here we have it. Wilbur was married to an uptown girl and it didn't work out. Oh my gosh, the one time I want a Wilbur story, and I think Dawn is headed out for muffins with Mary.

Mary Worth 3967

I hope he is back home in the parking lot. Because if he's still on the 101, this is just negligent.

Mary Worth 3867

I'm really starting to think Toby might be worried about something. I mean, I don't want to sound arrogant or anything, but I've known Toby since I was her age, and I think I'm starting to read her pretty well.

Mary Worth 3866

I know Toby has had trouble falling asleep, but her memory of Helen has really softened since yesterday's red-faced floating head from hell. I'm sure she'll be dreaming sweet dreams in no time.

Mary Worth 3865

I don't know... does this count as a floating head, because if it does, it is perhaps the best floating head of all time!!

Mary Worth 3809

The Worthy Awards have been postponed out of respect for the possible death of Wilbur Weston. I don't think it is appropriate to celebrate too soon.

Mary 3791

So, when I last visited, Wilbur was groveling for forgiveness with pet toys and pulled pork. Now he's inviting Estelle on a three day cruise. And she's all for it. I don't know which story I will hate more, Wilbur and Estelle on a cruise, or Mary Worth frolicks with Pierre and Libby.

I long for the days when there were characters I loved to hate, instead of just characters I hate.

Also, here's a link to an "old familiar" for those who read yesterday's strip.

Mary Worth 3785

Third! It's the third chance. I am not sure how I can make this any more clear. At least last time the break up was over his alcoholism. This time, it's over a cat.

Mary Worth 3709

Well, Drew is ready to move on for real it looks like. But me? Heck no. He hasn't eaten a single muffin. I was really, really hoping Ashlee was the one.

Mary Worth 3360

THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!! June even gave us SQUARE airplane windows! I have never felt so loved. They strung it out forever, but it was so worth the wait! Thank you June and Karen for keeping us so happy. If you haven't watched June's interview yet, it is so great.

Have a great day, everyone. Stay safe. Continue to follow the recommendations of health professionals, and avoid crackpots who propagate snake oil and bull for their own fame and enrichment.

Also, thank you to Tom K. for your donation yesterday and your kind note. I really appreciated that!

Edited to add: It occurs to me that some of you may not understand why I was so excited to finally see Jared's head in the clouds. If so, click here. Has it really been seven years???

Mary Worth 3337

Because if we know one thing about Dawn, it's her decisiveness in matters of the heart. This trip to New York will clear up everything.

Mary Worth 3057

In previous fantasies, the words were the same, but the tone was very different.

Ian, you just described your marriage.

Mary Worth 3049

I don't recall seeing Jannie in a turtleneck sweater before, but I'm glad that when Ian imagines Jannie in the privacy of his own brain, he dresses her in additional clothing.

Mary Worth 2944

Karen May has created such a complex character - a truly believable addict. He’s over a year sober and still thinking like an addict. He better find a new reason for staying on the straight and narrow or he is headed for the relapse of the century. And none of us wants to see that. Because we’ve seen it already. 

Mary Worth 2943

Tommy’s thinking again. But this time his thoughts are a recap of the priest who recapped what Mary had already said. 

Mary Worth 2886

Forty-five minutes later, his chest once again Bogotá-Beach smooth, Wilbur is a new man without a care or suicidal tendency in the world. Also, his alcoholism is cured.