Tuesday, March 28, 2023
Mary Worth 4224
This goes against everything I know about adult cats and dogs. Everything the Humane Society counsels as well. But I guess Ed and 'Stell can move in together.
Monday, March 27, 2023
Sunday, March 26, 2023
Saturday, March 25, 2023
Friday, March 24, 2023
Mary Worth 4220
Faint of heart... Is that why Steven took time off? He's faint of heart? I've got a feeling in my tummy-brain that someone better keep a close watch at Lookout Point.
Thursday, March 23, 2023
Wednesday, March 22, 2023
Mary Worth 4218
"And if you want to get ahead in this crazy business, I suggest you stop balancing your work and private life as well. We aren't advice columnists."
Tuesday, March 21, 2023
Mary Worth 4217
I'm fairly certain we are headed toward a thoroughly thought-through and compelling story about the risk of suicide among veterinarians. How many lives will be saved, I do not know. It all depends on how many depressed veterinarians read Mary Worth every day.
Monday, March 20, 2023
Mary Worthy 4216
I used to take piano lessons as a kid, but I quit because they were so boring to me. So what I really want to do is watch someone else practice the piano. Maybe tomorrow, Estelle can refill the water in her vase. That would be really interesting, too.
Sunday, March 19, 2023
Mary Worth 4215
Okay, I did check it out. And, uh, it is a suicide crisis site for veterinarians. Estelle must have picked up on signs I didn't spot. I'm sure Ed will really appreciate the recommendation.
Saturday, March 18, 2023
Mary Worth 4214
Gee, Mare, great advice. Earth shattering. You are really good at relationships. Without you, how would Estelle ever know what to do or say?
Friday, March 17, 2023
Mary Worth 4213
Oh, now you really LIKE Ed. I thought you said you were in love with him. I know those are not exclusive emotions, but it sure sounds like you are downgrading this relationship to avoid being hurt. Don't let your fast failures discourage you so much, Estelle.
Thursday, March 16, 2023
Mary Worth 4212
We've been calling this one for weeks, now. Ed needs someone to organize his mess of an Animal Hospital, and Estelle needs a man. Time to reenter the workforce and spend all of your time together. Plus, you could get rid of Steven, which would make everyone happier... including Steven.
Wednesday, March 15, 2023
Tuesday, March 14, 2023
Mary Worth 4210
I'd think you're old enough and experienced enough to know what real love is, Estelle. And you're definitely in love with him because you say you are. How could you not be in love with him? I mean, you've been on a couple of dates a year apart, he's broken several other dates. If that isn't a recipe for love, I don't know what is.
Monday, March 13, 2023
Mary Worth 4209
Well, you are over 60, and there aren't many worthwhile men out there in your age group. Perhaps you will have to settle. There's always Wilbur Weston.
Sunday, March 12, 2023
Mary Worth 4208
The only thing wearing Dr. Ed out is Steven's constant complaints and cavilling. It's time for Steven to find a new job. Perhaps he'd enjoy working down at the slaughter house.
Saturday, March 11, 2023
Friday, March 10, 2023
Mary Worth 4206
It sounds like Dr. Ed may not "rely" on Steven as much as he pretends. I'm glad I'm not the only one who wants Steven to stay home a few days.
Thursday, March 9, 2023
Mary Worth 4205
Now we've come full circle. Back to Dr. Ed's private life and self care. I'm starting to feel uncomfortable.
Wednesday, March 8, 2023
Tuesday, March 7, 2023
Mary Worth 4203
It's time for these two humanitarians to create a false Facebook account and bully the #$%^& out of Mrs. Brown and her little dog, too.
Monday, March 6, 2023
Mary Worth 4202
While you're looking at your phone, you might notice that Springfield, California, is north of Yosemite. Sounds like Trixie's owner didn't think that was very funny.
Sunday, March 5, 2023
Saturday, March 4, 2023
Mary Worth 4200
Woah, wait a minute. Steven has already completed veterinary school and he wasn't prepared to deal with grumpy pet owners or the emotional weight of euthanasia? Where did he go to veterinary school? Santa Royale Community College?
Friday, March 3, 2023
Mary Worth 4199
Just four? Down the road at Animal Shelter, they put down four every morning, and three more in the afternoon. And not just old, loved animals like yours, Steven, but healthy dogs needing homes who just can't get adopted. Please, everyone, consider becoming a responsible pet rescuer, if you haven't already.
Thursday, March 2, 2023
Wednesday, March 1, 2023
Mary Worth 4197
Bless you, June Brigman. This is AWESOME! I love Norman Rockwell.
I love that June changed the lady's cigarette into a cell phone.
Tuesday, February 28, 2023
Monday, February 27, 2023
Mary Worth 4195
"... In age, finances, education? In health, talents, family disfunctions? In addictions, drink preferences, gambling debts? In genetic mutations, body odors, multiple affairs? Underwear, flatware, flatulence? Everything? Are you sure? Don't you want a little variety in your life? Wilbur Weston is the one for you!"
Sunday, February 26, 2023
Mary Worth 4194
Dear Jennifer Coolidge,
You are my favorite movie star. Are you related to Anita Koolidge?
Love,
Wanders
Saturday, February 25, 2023
Mary Worth 4193
Not dangerous? The man fell off a cruise ship! He had to be talked off a cliff! He over drinks regularly, and is a jealous maniac. How many red flags do we need?
Friday, February 24, 2023
Mary Worth 4192
Even now, Mary is forumlating a plan to get these two together. She just has to help Wilbur go about it right.
Thursday, February 23, 2023
Mary Worth 4191
"Oh, Stell, he SHOULDN'T have crossed your boundaries of friendship... BUT don't you think you should go out with him just one or two more times, just as friends? Perhaps you just haven't given him enough time to grow on you. Come over for some muffins and I'll persuade you so you aren't uncomfortable with this idea."
Wednesday, February 22, 2023
Mary Worth 4190
There's a lot I could probably say about how Mary is going to come up with some way to convince Estelle to enjoy Wilbur's endearing quirks, but I can't because I'm too enthralled by that cat walking on a leash side by side with a French bulldog. There are all kinds of freaks of nature in this world. I guess the same thing could be said about the people in this strip.
Tuesday, February 21, 2023
Monday, February 20, 2023
Sunday, February 19, 2023
Saturday, February 18, 2023
Mary Worth 4186
At first, I thought Wilbur was outside her window again, but THEN I realized this is a floating head. Perhpas in the top five of all floating heads.
Friday, February 17, 2023
Mary Worth 4185
Oh, how I hope she's been hallucinating all day. We just need a little Hitchcockian twist to suddenly make this more interesting. It turns out that Wilbur really DID die at sea.
Thursday, February 16, 2023
Mary Worth 4184
Time for the restraining order. I mean, this is freaking horrifying. Ironically, he is actually stalking someone else in the class.
Wednesday, February 15, 2023
Mary Worth 4183
Fate is an awfully powerful word, Wilbur. It implies the gods have brought you together multiple times in a single day, and that should Estelle eschew frantenizing with you in the pet food aisle, the furies will be summoned to destroy you both. Gosh, I hope you're right.
Tuesday, February 14, 2023
Mary Worth 4182
Wilbur's got his stalker shoes on. He snuck right up on her. I get the feeling this may become a running gag.
Monday, February 13, 2023
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