What! I missed the ceremony?? I step into the restroom for a few days, and when I get back, everyone is married??
I certainly hope there weren't any surprising developments or plot twists while I was away.
Please accept my wedding gift from Harriet Carter (Distinctive Gifts since 1958):
With just a little over 24 hours to go, Mary begins selecting the perfect outfit for her lunch with Nola. But there's so much choose from, so many colors, so many different necklines, so many sleeve lengths... How will Mary ever decide? One thing is certain though: Tomorrow's lunch will feature two spectacularly clad ladies. This is so exciting!
Oh, Bonnie, you with your two giant Marcy's bags filled to the brim, while Mary Worth has only one humble bag with a simple blouse to return - a bag so humble and shy that it is actually hiding. Bonnie, when will you overcome this compulsive shopping addiction? Will you ever give up the credit card and save your marriage? How much longer can this go on? I'm guessing three months.
He told you that you were a minor pain in the neck? I think he was just trying to spare your feelings, because you are definitely a major pain in the neck.
Well in that case, don't talk to him. Sit here. Maybe he can read your mind.
Perhaps that is why we don't need to be conscious to enjoy Mary Worth.
