Friday, February 28, 2020

Mary Worth 3298

Jared is a nice guy, but it was the darkest time of your life, Dawn, to discover you were dating a married man. Although... now that I think about it, I definitely hope it IS like old times, and that Jared will be the one to inform Dawn that Hugo is cheating on her.

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Mary Worth 3297

Dawn, you’re an idiot. Jared works at NORTHview Hospital and Mary volunteers at MOUNTview hospital. Anyone with even the slightest interest in this strip knows that. 

Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Mary Worth 3296

“I can’t wait to visit him and watch him paint the publishing company in Paris.”

Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Mary Worth 3295

So much time since I’m a full time student. Still, I wouldn’t dream of getting a job. 

Monday, February 24, 2020

Mary Worth 3294

He's French. He'll hate it. But I want to drive him into a murderous rage so he'll come visit me.

Sunday, February 23, 2020

Mary Worth 3293

Wait a minute, Jared. The pay isn't better because you're at a hospital. The pay is better because you were a Medical Assistant for Dr. Fletcher, and now you're a Physicians Assistant, which pays three times as much. Remember how you spent the last two years in school?

Saturday, February 22, 2020

Mary Worth 3292

"So do I! Sadly, it's a Star Wars Parody Film, so it won't ever be in theaters. Not after Space Balls."

Thursday, February 20, 2020

Mary Worth 3291

Why are you lying about enjoying pizza, Jared? We can clearly see that you don’t have any pizza. Are you trying to trick Dawn into thinking you’ve suddenly come into money, or is this your subtle way of letting Dawn know that you don’t believe her cockamamie story about a boyfriend. In France.

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Mary Worth 3290

It’s been two years? Yes, in earth time, but in the Worthiverse? That’s impossible! That would mean that Dawn would be just about finishing up her associates degree, and that can never happen!

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Mary Worth 3289

"Come on over, Jared! I have a new boyfriend and he isn't you again. Do you want to see pictures of his muscles?"

Monday, February 17, 2020

Mary Worth 3288

Tony’s. Even the name promises drama, tension, story rich in character. The magic of theatre and pizza and cheese fries. We are in for a wonderful six months. Unless this is the “Based on a Previous Work” category. 

Saturday, February 15, 2020

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

Mary Worth 3286

Every morning I wake up and ask myself, “How is Karen Moy going to form a coherent sentence that fits into a tiny word balloon?” Some days are better than others. 

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Monday, February 10, 2020

Mary Worth 3284

That’s funny, Wilbur. One could ask Dawn the same question about you, don’t you think?

Friday, February 7, 2020

Mary Worth 3283

At first I thought Hugo’s eyes were screaming “I’m a liar,” but knowing how video cams work, I realize no one ever looks up unless they’re rolling their eyes. Which makes a lot of sense in this moment. 

Thursday, February 6, 2020

Mary Worth 3282

Just a matter of time. No words strike more dread in the Worthiverse.

Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Mary Worth 3281

“... In fact, let me tell you how I lost the love of my life because of long distance. No, you’ll really enjoy it.”

Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Mary Worth 3280

And thus it begins. Hugo insists on speaking French and Wilbur counters with an English greeting. This may escalate quickly.

Monday, February 3, 2020

Mary Worth 3279

I've had trouble blogging for a few days. Suddenly, my life just felt so much more important than Iris's thyroid condition. But I was so looking forward to waking up this morning and seeing what new adventure Karen Moy had come up with for us.

Isn't it wonderful to know that for the next four months we're going to watch Dawn stare at her laptop? But I will miss Joe Giella's computer renderings: