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And just like that, Jared falls instantly in love, with CHIN NAPKIN!

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Chin Napkin! Thank you, June.

You know, Estelle, you don't have to go out with everyone you meet online. In fact, it is probably a good idea to be a little bit discerning before you say yes. Unless of course, you're just in it for the food, and then by all means, go to town.

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I'm not sure what I was thinking, but I've tried to make a collection of the descriptive words in this story so far. I'll leave the interpretation up to you. Enjoy!

Traveling: Love

Cruises: Enjoyed

Travel: Fun

Cruises: Enjoy

Amenities: Love

Food: And the... !

Cooking: Love

Deal: Good

Spread: Delicious

Cooking: Better

Cruise: Enjoy

Deal: Good

Deal: Great

Trip: Enjoy

Cruises: Love

See: Easy

Food: And the... !

Trip: Enjoy

Seattle: Beautiful

Fly: Good

Walks: Beautiful

Classes: Fun

Entertainment: Galore

Food: Endless

Ports: Several

Time: Great

Time: Enjoy

Smoke: Dying

Promises: Good

Ship: Big

Cruise: Treat

Hints: Helpful

Hints: Helpful

Ship: Big

Cruise: Enjoy

People: Friendly

Idea: Good

Dining: Crowded

Seats: Glad

Luggage: Good

Friend: Dear

Room: Nice

Outside: Exciting

Feel: Fortunate

View: Beautiful

Cruise: Memorable

Anywhere: Memorable

This: Beautiful

You: Beautiful

Smoke: Hate

You: Worth

Marriage: Worth

Today: Enjoy

Shapes: Interesting

Sea: Love

YMCA: Fun

Break: Short

Chairs: Inviting

Air: Love

Air: Refreshing

Yourselves: Enjoying

Walk: Enjoying

Activities: Worth

To do: Plenty

Class: Early

Dinner: Formal

Excuse: Love

Entertainment: Good

Shows: Worth

Tonight: Enjoy

Entertainment: Enjoyed

Dinner: Fun

Demonstration: Nice

Walk: Nice

Couple: Nice

Love: Young

Love: Real

Dining: Grand

Buffet: Love

Eating: Casual

Evening: Good

Lobster: Good

You: Nice

Dinner: Enjoy

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"Hmmm... Harlan is knowledgeable about things? I wonder if he would be a good substitute for my Ask Wendy column? Perhaps he could offer some advice on what to do when your daughter is dating her substitute professor."

.... Wait a minute! Is that Chin Napkin's cousin, Blue Chin Napkin? I think Beatrice Chestnut, 5th grade colorist, didn't even recognize Chin Napkin so she mistakenly colored him blue.

Edited to add: Pay attention to Vince's comment today! He spotted Batman in the photos behind Dawn. Joe Giella drew for Batman comics back when I was a kid. Great find, Vince. And thanks, Joe.

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Late night post: I'm perplexed by Dawn in the second panel. Is she placing her right hand on Harlan's knee, or is she just folding it around her waist? In this particular case, I think both. The wonders of the Worthiverse. Exciting times indeed.

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The End. Excellent story. Which part was your favorite? I liked when Jeff wiped his face with Chin Napkin. What about you? What were some of your favorite memories of Frannie's Mom Gets a Divorce?

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Chin Napkin in his most dramatic role to date.

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Having spent some time on the street, I learned how important it is to shop. And to be recognized publicly for being a good person. Trophies with your name on them are especially important, and a good reason to go shopping at upscale retail stores like Lord & Taylor. Also, it is extremely important to have your chin napkin artfully placed on your chin when you go shopping. Aw, the lessons of the street. Some things you just can't learn any other way.

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I don't think I've ever heard Mary Worth sound more menacing than at this particular moment. She softly kisses chin napkin, as if to say, "Forgive me," before unleashing her fury on the poor, pathetic Wilbur Weston.

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Dry those eyes, Chin Napkin. The Deep Emotions that Pax Wellness Center brings out in everyone will keep you very, very busy indeed.

Speaking of another "Beloved Mary..."

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Chin napkins in love!

The other day, some of you asked for evidence that I've been learning to play the ukulele. My post is a little late today because I've been spending Mother's Day alone in my basement recording this while my wife fixed dinner for the kids.

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Panel 1: Chin Napkin slowly rises to take his rightful place on the chin of Beth Kinley.

Panel 2: SMACK DOWN!

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Chin Napkin! Just when you thought this story couldn't get any better, look who shows up! Chin Napkin!

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This looks like a job for Chin Napkin! Fortunately, Chin Napkin has not been so bored by this conversation ("I've installed the latest security software. It was an automatic upgrade. I clicked on Approve.") that he missed the two suspicious lowlifes passing unusually close to Mary Worth's purse on their way out of the restaurant. He also observed that they left only a 10 percent tip. Scum bags.

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I know Mary is excited to have chin napkin back, and Adrian is depressed that her little tyrannosaurus arms keep her from using a glass properly, but if Jill gets away unscathed, this lunch is entirely for naught.

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Another thing couples argue about is who gets to wear the chin napkin. But in a remarkable display of magnanimity, Mary Worth has relinquished the privilege to Jeff.



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Well, it appears the Johnsons? have done their best to avoid eye contact and unnecessary conversation during the meal as they were warned. It may be working; Mary is showing signs of stress, and has started to eat the linens.

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