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I do not believe I have EVER laughed so hard, so early in the morning, as I did when I saw this panel. It took me about five minutes before I even scrolled to panel 2 (also hilarious). I have no comment. I'm still out of breath from laughing. I'm sure this will appear on many Instagram feeds today. It's a DEFINITE ADD. Now I'm off to get some GOOD GRUB.

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Please don't eat at the Bum Boat. Please don't eat at the Bum Boat. If Ron takes Mary Worth to the Bum Boat, despite their ridiculously early reservation, Jeff might see them, or the wait staff might get suspicious, but no doubt it will only make things worse. And that would mean a plot might start to develop, which could be too much for Mary Worth fans to handle.

But the main reason I don't want them to go to the Bum Boat is that I am only aware of three restaurants in Santa Royale: The Bum Boat (★★★); Three Trees (★★★★); and the Junction Road Cafe (★). And it's always fun to discover a new place to eat.

I was thrilled by the panel above. Since Mary Worth read the Charterstone bylaws and discovered that, yes, pets are allowed, everyone is getting dogs to carry. And it makes them so happy!

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I don't want to give you the entire story, but here are the simple words Mary used at the 2004 Pool Party to "nudge" divorcée Anna Tieg when she first hooked up online with her old high school boy friend Brian who she knew was now married:

And the rest, as they say, is history. Mary Worth: Home-wrecker.

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That's right, Mary. Chester doesn't really belong to you... oh, wait. That's not what you mean. You're dismayed that Evil Mary Worth has blamed you for the altercation. Well, Mary Worth, I'm sure once your Evil Twin is done meddling in your life, you'll be blamed for a whole lot more than just getting your leash tangled.

And, Mary, what the heck is wrong with your buttocks? I don't mean to pry, but is it an Old Lady Thing? Because suddenly, it seems to be throbbing.

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This panel proves that the laws of physics no longer apply in Santa Royale, California, and I'm more convinced than ever that time and space have conspired to introduce Evil Mary Worth and her little chihuahua to Charterstone from a nearby parallel universe. Because Mary and her evil doppelganger are dressed so similarly (if you look closely you can tell them apart because Mary is wearing slacks, and Evil Mary is wearing a skirt), I'm sure the switch will play out much as it did in Start Trek, Season 1, Episode 5: "The Enemy Within." Heaven help Dr. Jeff Corey.

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I've been struggling all morning to comprehend this panel. Mary apparently attempts to restrain Chester from barking silently at the chihuahua. Meanwhile, Mean Lady recoils her retractable leash and dangles her dog in the air like some sort of doomed piñata.

I can see a number of ways this story line will develop, but they all end up with Mary baking a pie.

Edited to add: And who is this dark-haired lady? Could it be Evil Mary Worth from a parallel universe that has suddenly crossed through the time-space continuum? In our dimension, Charterstone is a simple condominium apartment building full of bumbling simpletons. In the other, Charterstone is an asylum for the insane, and Evil Mary Worth is some sort of Nurse Ratched who rules the roost with electric shock therapy instead of tuna casserole.

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Something is coming! And it looks like trouble. From yesterday's Saturday strip:And something is still coming and it still looks like trouble! From today's Sunday strip:
Is Mary Worth about to take on the timely topic of dog fighting? To learn the facts on this cruel blood sport, click here. Now you'll be informed as you enjoy the next few weeks of Mary Worth.

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I can go in so many directions with this one, so many directions. But don't worry, dear reader, this remains a family friendly blog.

So, Mary's risky bike ride down New Country Road continues. Even when she's only thinking, Mary is lecturing. Gosh, what it must be like to live inside that head.

Here are a few things four-footed friends have tried to teach me:

Pooping all over the yard is fun.

The fuel line for my grill is edible.

You actually can dig up the carpet.

But the one thing I actually did learn? Being black listed by the local animal adoption agency for returning their dog really isn't such a bad thing.

Crazy Hillbilly Dog Lover wandering down lonely New Country Road on Halloween scares the daylights out of me.

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As much as I hate to admit it after three months of anticipation, this is so awesomely satisfying. You GO girl! Everything about today's strip is simply succulent. Dawn Weston doesn't hold back. She's impassioned. She names Drew Corey's crimes right in front of Vera Shields, and then she hammers him with a viscious and long-time-coming "SLAP!"

It's a good thing Drew and Vera came in different cars, or something tells me, he'd be walking home. That is, if he can still walk when Dawn is through smacking him. I'd like to see a few more days of Dawn slapping Drew. Followed by a few days of Vera Shields punching Drew. And then, just to make it really gratifying on Sunday, the horses start to kick Dr. Drew Corey back and forth in the air between them before launching him over the stable.

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And thus it begins.

Judging by her grip, it looks like Dawn's weapon of choice will be a knife. Just wait until she finds out Mary Worth knew about this all along.

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One of the coolest things about the smallish horses at Clifton is that they're purple. If you haven't been to see them, you really need to go. Of course, be careful if your horse becomes jaundiced. If your horse turns a sickly yellow, it is usually a sign that something very bad is about to happen to you.