Mary Worth 3907

So... Helen lost her job? Did Ian flex his status as a UNIVERSITY professor and report her to "school management?"

Mary Worth 3905

For those who are interested, the USC yearbook is called El Rodeo, which is Spanish for The Detour. Which is funny to think of your four years of undergraduate study as a detour in your life.

I have no idea what Helen might have learned since her conversation with Ian was private, but I am sure it was dramatic and meaningful.

Mary Worth 3892

True photographs are one thing, Ansel, but what about vague comic strips when no one knows what is going on? I don't even remember what this story is about anymore.

Mary Worth 3891

We were promised confrontation! We were promised retaliation! We were promised VENGENCE! Instead we get -- well, I don't know what this is. But I don't like it. I expect The Batman, and instead I get Sensitive New Age Ian.

Mary Worth 3890

This is why H.R. is so unnecessary. Just let angry employees retaliate against each other. It makes things so much simpler.

Mary Worth 3889

Please let it be Toby with a pair of binoculars! "I see you, Helen Moss, lusting after the past! I'm reporting you to school management."

Mary Worth 3888

Helen is pausing again. This is going to be a good week, with plenty of pausing and plot redundancies. Hopefully there are lots of photos of Ian in that yearbook.

Mary Worth 3887

Ian Cameron

“We are what we pretend to be,
so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

Mary Worth 3886

One thing I've alwasy admired about the Camerons is what good communicators they are. Ian has communicated very clearly that Toby is not to disturb him with her women's issues, especially while he's sleeping.

Mary Worth 3867

I'm really starting to think Toby might be worried about something. I mean, I don't want to sound arrogant or anything, but I've known Toby since I was her age, and I think I'm starting to read her pretty well.

Mary Worth 3866

I know Toby has had trouble falling asleep, but her memory of Helen has really softened since yesterday's red-faced floating head from hell. I'm sure she'll be dreaming sweet dreams in no time.

Mary Worth 3865

I don't know... does this count as a floating head, because if it does, it is perhaps the best floating head of all time!!

Mary Worth 3861

Wilbur, in his Ask Wendy costume, decides to bring down Toby.

Mary Worth 3860

The faculty at SCCc really like Helen. She always plans the best surprise parties. She's super fun, and a very creative cake maker.

Mary Worth 3859

Peek-a-boo, I see you. Toby. Where did Helen come from? Did she just step out of a closet, or out of the chalkboard? I'm not sure what I'm looking at here. Did she drop down from the ceiling like Batman?

Mary Worth 3856

Many congratulation to LouiseF who had the courage to call: "Helen looking through binoculars." In honor of her victory, I've moved "One Way or Another" to the number one spot on the Charterstone Jukebox.

Mary Worth 3851

SCCc teachers AND students take pride in policing Title IX violations. So what if a few innocent victims get expelled or fired. Better that 100 innocent people are punished unfairly than one guilty person go free.

Mary Worth 3850

"Oh, I don't know; he's closer to my age than my husband."

Mary Worth 3849

I am trying to decide if Toby is deliberately acting naive to Cal's advances, or if she is just naive. Either way, I have heard no incriminating statements coming from that uncommon mouth. So, Dean Killjoy, you will just have to wait before you are able to start an expensive and frustrating search for a new adjunct professor.

Mary Worth 3848

I hope they do go to lunch and end up at the same restaurant that the "Ladies Who Hate Wilbur" have their lunches.