Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Mary Worth 3325

I'm sorry, what? You've been friends with Jared for several years? So, like in high school? But that would mean you were dating that married doctor in high school. We used to just pretend time didn't move in the Worthiverse, but now there's no more pretending: Dawn is the perpetual college student. The next thing you know, water will start defying gravity.

Monday, March 30, 2020

Mary Worth 3324

I'm concerned that Jared has declared his love at least twice, but for the third time, Dawn is confessing that she has only "fallen" for Jared, which plainly manifests her inability to commit to anything or anyone. Jared is clearly a poor judge of character.

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Mary Worth 3323

This is their life together now. Endlessly declaring their love for one another and aimlessly wandering through a bad part of town.

Just to take a break from Mary Worth, I want to wish each of you a very special week. This is a difficult time for many families that have been effected by COVID-19. All of us, including those we may target with occasional snarks, are impacted by it in some way. I have never intended to be mean-spirited with this blog, but have hoped to create a place where we can unleash a little laughter and joy over our favorite comic strip, which is compelled by its genre to take itself way too seriously - but not always. Anyway, this is just my way of thanking everyone for your collaboration and kindness. Most of us are hunkering down and isolated, and being able to connect here with each of you has been a real relief. If you want to send me an email, you can at maryworthandme@gmail.com. I'd love to hear from you anytime.

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Mary Worth 3322

Also relevant:

"Nothing is as dangerous as an ignorant friend; a wise enemy is to be preferred." - Jean de la Fontaine

"Nothing weighs on us so heavily as a secret." - Jean de la Fontaine

"It is twice the pleasure to deceive the deceiver." - Jean de la Fontaine

Friday, March 27, 2020

Mary Worth 3321

Past few MONTHS? Wait... where have I been? Dawn bumped into you at the pizza joint. You went on a date to see "Ruse of the Fast Talker" and a meal where you told her about your mother practicing naked yoga with her boyfriend. Then you had lunch together at the hospital. And then it's tonight, where you got mustard on your chin and you declared your love. All I am asking is that we slow down so we can savor every moment of this train wreck.

Thursday, March 26, 2020

Mary Worth 3320

It always does, Dawn, it always does. Until the next boy comes along.

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Mary Worth 3319

Jared is having second thoughts already, now that she's attainable.

Thank you, Downpuppy! How could I have forgotten Dave?

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Mary Worth 3318

Hugo, it won't be long before you've taken the long walk to oblivion, like so many other men in Dawn's life. I'm not counting, but how many boyfriends did YOU have in college?

Sunday, March 22, 2020

Mary Worth 3316

So Jared uses the ol' kiss-me-before-we-die line. There's something about seeing other couples walk by while you sit on the Blah Blah Bench that just inspires love. Hugo is going to beat the crap out of Jared when he comes to visit.

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Friday, March 20, 2020

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Mary Worth 3313

Dining in? In California? I don't think so. When I look at this panel, all I can think of is how many germs are being transmitted.

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Monday, March 16, 2020

Friday, March 13, 2020

Mary Worth 3310

It is obvious to Mary because she's never met Jared and that's all the information she needs.

Thursday, March 12, 2020

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Mary Worth 3308

Silently, the wraith muffles the rattle of its ceramic mug against the fiberglass tray, waiting for its victim to be alone once more, preparing to feed on that loneliness, sucking the last hope of connection from the fading shadow of her soul. 

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Mary Worth 3307

She’s surprised, but not as surprised as she was when she spotted Estelle and Wilbur having lunch together. Nothing is as constant as change. 

Monday, March 9, 2020

Mary Worth 3306

Some things, like the name of the hospital and Mary's morning shift, do change. Some things don't. I won't list them.

Sunday, March 8, 2020

Mary Worth 3305

It's Groundhog Day! Today's entire Sunday Recap was may favorite of all time because it reminded me of my favorite movie Groundhog Day when Phil tries to recreate the perfect day word for word, and each time it gets more rushed and frantic.

It's Groundhog Day! Today's Recap was may favorite. It reminds me of Groundhog Day when Phil tries to recreate the perfect day, and it's rushed. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's so funny and hilarious!

Friday, March 6, 2020

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Mary Worth 3202

So, Dawn waited until they'd walked three blocks and were seated at the Diner before revealing to Jared what "corny" stuff her dad and his girlfriend were into? And now I have to wait at least until the appetizers are brought out before Jared defines "wacky?" This has been a very suspenseful week!

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Mary Worth 3301

Jared is uncomfortably eager to hear what her dad and his girlfriend are into. Me, I'm just uncomfortable.

Monday, March 2, 2020

Mary Worth 3300

I've had a busy day, and really didn't get to see today's strip until after 3:00 PM... but it was worth waiting for.

Has anyone ever said anything more dorky than Jared's comment today? I am still laughing at his level of dweebness, and his ability to look like a Star Wars alien while he proclaims his passion.

Whatever you do, DON'T say it... because than we'd have to tell an actual joke.

Sunday, March 1, 2020

Mary Worth 3299

Why does Dawn continue to reminisce fondly about the good old days when she was dating a married man and screaming at Jared anytime he tried to confront her with the truth? Good times, indeed.