Mary Worth 3701

I spent quite a while before this morning's sun came up, trying to figure out what lesson Drew could have possibly learned. I think the answer is, "Don't go out with all the women who throw themselves at you." Drew deserves a greater challenge. Perhaps his receptionist. She seems to understand pretty clearly that Drew is an idiot.

Mary Worth 3700

I'm back. Shauna's back. All is right with the world.

Mary Worth 3682

"I am tired. My coffee is on your face."

Mary Worth 3681

"There is no moving on." Accurate.

But, listen, this is the best story we've had since "Dogs are Good," and I for one hope it never ends.

Mary Worth 3680

Ooooo, she called Shauna, "trash." Heh heh. Good one.

Mary Worth 3678

I'm so relieved that Shauna consented to the doctor sharing personal medical information with Ashlee. There is hope for their friendship at last. Because we all know how this will end: Ashlee and Shauna both dump Drew.

Mary Worth 3677

Please, please, please take them both to the same exam room and then, like every doctor in the country, make them wait for 17 minutes alone. A lot of violence can happen in 17 minutes. And then, hopefully, Drew can get punched four or five more times when he retruns.

Mary Worth 3676

Has the woman hiding behind her desk hit the panic alarm button yet? The People's Clinic really needs to improve security for the safety of patients and employees. Perhaps in addition to Shauna and Ashlee getting arrested, Drew will find himself in court for negligence.

Mary Worth 3675

MissScarlet! Calls it AGAIN! The Fury v. Wilder heavyweight fight is in Las Vegas on July 24th. Just saying.

Mary Worth 3674

Well, Miss Scarlett got her wish: Hair pulling. Hair. Pulling. Today I'm hoping she wishes for jail time. Jail. Time. Or at least a 72-hour psychiatric hold.

Mary Worth 3668

Earlier this week, we discussed some of the historic sybolism of circles and squares in ancient religions and cultures. Today we will discuss the deeply meaningful symbolism of blondes and brunettes: Blondes good; Brunettes evil.

Mary Worth 3667

And just like that, she was gone. Having contributed nothing to the plot, she disappeared into the night. She even forgot her prescription.

Mary Worth 3666

I'm completely drawn to the symbiology of Shauna's earring. I understand Masons revere circles as a symbol of the compass, which I used in the fifth grade to draw circles in geometry. And the square is symbolic of a square that you can use to make squares and measure square things. Historically, and in many cultures, the circle represents our spiritual selves and the square represents our physical selves. The common image of a circle inside a square can be symbolic of our spiritual selves suppressed by our physical bodies. But Shauna's earring is a square inside a circle, and seems to be indicating now that she's clean and sober, her spiritual self has overcome the addictions and weakness of her flesh. Not like that !@#$% Ashlee!

Mary Worth 3665

"... She's not like that with me. She found my watch!"

Mary Worth 3664

Sometimes a little Nair is the best thing for the embarrassing hairs.

Mary Worth 3663

Ashlee and Shauna are already friends! I did not see this coming.

Mary Worth 3662

I bet Shauna wouldn't have returned the watch she stole.