Friday, May 31, 2019

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Careful, Libby. The last time you sat on a computer keyboard, you got kicked out of the house.

Thursday, May 30, 2019

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Is Estelle checking out profiles on already? Good for her. Get back up on the horse.

I tried to visit, and my security software blocked the site due to "Phishing Scam." I guess the word has gotten out.

Monday, May 27, 2019

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Terry Bryson PSA | Day 7

Thank heaven that Estelle recapped Terry's instructions, or readers without yesterday's splash panel would never see the website you can use for turning in people that annoy you online. But now that the site has appeared in Mary Worth, I'd expect the government servers to crash any moment.

Saturday, May 25, 2019

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Terry Bryson PSA | Day 5

Also, beware of cats displaying unusual degrees of empathy. All cats are up to something and cannot be trusted.

Friday, May 24, 2019

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Terry Bryson PSA | Day 4

I wish you'd said something about this yesterday, Terry. I could have saved $$3,000. Leading with the most important point is always a good idea.

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

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Terry Bryson PSA | Day 2

But how, Terry Bryson? How do I research the person I'm talking to on dating sites? I'm sure you've got some secret hacks for violating other people's privacy.

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

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This is what Terry Bryson does best: Take six weeks to answer internet security questions that could best be answered by a simple Google search.

Monday, May 20, 2019

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Love is keeping you alive? Be sure to mention that to Estelle when you meet her. I think it will help.

The Man Who Came to Dinner. Haddonfield Plays & Players. (c)2019 Photo Credit: Catherine Davies Photography
I'm having a great time in the play, but I have missed being able to wake up early enough to post here before heading off to work. Hang in there. Terry Bryson has arrived, so the next few weeks may be especially trying.

Saturday, May 18, 2019

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You also need to educate yourself more about caring for houseplants.

Okay, while I was busy with the opening of our play (thanks everyone for your enthusiastic support), we learned that Terry Bryson is coming back. It isn't that I couldn't post this week, its just that Terry Bryson is coming back. I know, you all think of Terry Bryson as the on-again-off-again-on-again girlfriend (and now WIFE? Did I not get invited to the wedding??) of Adam Miller who took her for hot air balloon and roller coaster rides, but I can never forget that our first encounter with Terry Bryson inspired this post and almost ended this blog in September 2008.

Monday, May 13, 2019

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If you think reporting him would be fun, I think you should try real revenge!

Thursday, May 9, 2019

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In just a few days, Estelle has gone from eating microwaved falafel to cat chow straight from the bag! Things don't look good for Libby.

I've been in the final week of rehearsals for "The Man Who Came to Dinner" at Haddonfield Plays and Players in Southern New Jersey. We have our first live audience tonight. If you've been wondering where I've been, that's the answer. And if you're in the area, come on by and say hi.

Monday, May 6, 2019

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Wow, what happened? Estelle went from a complete idiot in love to the most self-confident, mature person I've ever met. Except for my wife. I can't tell you how many times she's said to me, "I can't send you any more money. Call me after you've calmed down."

Friday, May 3, 2019

Thursday, May 2, 2019

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I feel like that dog is up to something. Maybe pulling some sort of con on Libby the One-Eyed Cat because, you know, she only has one eye.

Wednesday, May 1, 2019

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And now the sad truth is finally revealed: Arthur Z is a Dog Person! I'm not so sure their love can endure that!