Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Mary Worth 2282

Today's installment has EVERYTHING! Where to begin... where to begin... Okay, let's just start with the mysterious shadow on the wall. For some reason, this classroom's overhead florescents just seem to be missing one triangular segment near the corner of the classroom... but wait a minute... where's the corner of the classroom? Spooky. Moving on. Professor Jones's Easter suit is dapperly accented with a carrot shaped tie. Oh, how I wish it were orange. Missed opportunity for an art professor to really nail down his reputation for fashion, color and design. And thank you for writing "art history" on that oh-so-last-century chalk board so late in the semester, just in case someone wasn't quite sure what they'd been studying. And, why is there a desk at the front of the classroom? I thought this was college, but perhaps it is fourth grade.

And for those who have experienced it, nothing is more difficult than losing a professor just before finals. Everything is up in the air and you have no idea how to prepare. Dawn is going to be a basket case!

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Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Mary Worth 2281

Good ol' James. Always starting clubs and stuff. And that crazy folding table he's always setting up in obscure places, like near the Student House. Let's see how fast Dawn can get away from this geek.

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Monday, March 28, 2016

Mary Worth 2280

"All my friends are one variety: White. I wonder if I can find another color?"

Sunday, March 27, 2016

Mary Worth 2279

And that's why there's MeetUp: "Neighbors getting together to learn something, do something, share something..." After you try MeetUp, you'll never need Mary Worth again!

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Saturday, March 26, 2016

Mary Worth 2278

Speaking of variety, sometimes Mary has three arms... sometimes she's all thumbs... and sometimes her face takes on almost cubist dimensions. Spicy!

Friday, March 25, 2016

Mary Worth 2277

This story is really going to help the college students who read Mary Worth make new friends. Tip one: Stop reading Mary Worth, losers.

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Mary Worth 2276

I feel like Mary is about to burst into a show tune. So here's a show tune... just because.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Mary Worth 2275

We visited local tourist spots and that seemed to do the trick. Grab your coat! We're headed to the Santa Roymart Warehouse and Mazie's. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Mary Worth 2274

"No, Mary, I don't want to talk to you. I want to talk to kids my own age. That's why I came over here... to tell you I don't want to talk to you."

Monday, March 21, 2016

Mary Worth 2273

Dawn! I think we all felt a tinge of excitement this morning when Mary opened her door. I can't wait to find out whose breaking her heart now!

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Mary Worth 2271

Ouch, woman. That man is flirting with you and you just shoot him down again! You are merciless to this guy. One of these days, he's gonna up and leave you for some younger candy striper, and you are ... not even going to notice.

Friday, March 18, 2016

Mary Worth 2270

She practices education the same way she practices medicine and psychology. Without certification.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Monday, March 14, 2016

Mary Worth 2268

You would think, wouldn't you, Jeff? But actually, the pace was not fast, nor was it exciting. So. Irony.

Did everyone catch yesterday's REVERSE floating head??

And now, dear readers, the Actors Theatre of Greater Metropolitan Santa Royale presents a scene from Mary Worth. (You saw a preview a few days ago, but here's the entire scene.)

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Thursday, March 10, 2016

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Monday, March 7, 2016

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Mary Worth 2262

Perhaps the best splash panel quote of all time. If it means what I think it means.

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Friday, March 4, 2016

Mary Worth 2261

Mary seems to have difficulty remembering what John Dill looks like. Bow tie... mustache... at least one ear... that's all I got.

So last month was kind of fun for the Wanders household...

My son's video went viral on Facebook and had over 6 million views. He had at least one TV Interview... and a feature article in the campus paper...

And then my daughter did this...

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Thursday, March 3, 2016

Mary Worth 2260

Uh-oh, looks like Jeff is starting to get suspicious. Good thing he didn't ask this question last year or Mary would have had to tell him all about her romantic tryst with Ken Kensington. Now, all she has to say is, "Yeah, I took Olive to see John Dill. He hit on me again. The poor sap."

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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Mary Worth 2259

Oh, who is that gallant gentleman? I sure hope it is Jeff or he's going to find himself arrested pretty quickly.

If Jeff is picking up Mary, are they driving home in separate cars? Because Mary definitely parked at the airport last October.

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Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Mary Worth 2258

America West was famous for its super wide aisles, which conveniently facilitated changing luggage as you disembarked. However, the downside that drove them out of business was it meant squeezing the seats closer together by removing the armrests. Eventually, passengers grew weary of rubbing sweaty elbows.