Mary Worth 3318

Hugo, it won't be long before you've taken the long walk to oblivion, like so many other men in Dawn's life. I'm not counting, but how many boyfriends did YOU have in college?

Mary Worth 3173

More than anything, I wish we could see the Floating Heads that Mary is remembering:

Mary Worth 2697

"Yes, Ned, I'm quitting YOU, and your gimpy little index finger!"

Mary Worth 2690

Magic? It's only an illusion.

Mary Worth 2689

"And what I wanted was MORE French food."

Mary Worth 2688

Oh, NOW he remembers her name! The flames of Hell are starting to feel a little warm, aren't they Neddy boy.

Mary Worth 2687

"Yes, but I can't remember her name either, so don't be jealous."

Mary Worth 2686

Maybe Ned knows that his wife will never spot him out with Dawn because she hates French food. Or maybe she is fluent in French and would never eat at any of the many French restaurants in Santa Royale: The Lying Snail, the Love Dog, or The Pig - unless the latter is a really excellent French BBQ joint.

Moving on to some very exciting news, look what I got: A Star Wars trading card!! I am super stoked!

But I wonder who the artist could be? Let's just turn it over and see!

June Brigman, you are awesome, and I'm so glad you came our way.

Mary Worth 2685

Hey, what happened to your "summer job," Dawn? It's September. Shouldn't you be in classes?

Mary Worth 2677

"Remember our marriage vows? For better or for worse? Well, it's about to get a whole lot worse."

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"And I'll be bringing home a new mommy for you!" ...Because Dr. Ned is talking to his child, right? Right?

Mary Worth 2675

Does anybody else think Ned's ringtone is incredibly square? What a dweeb.

Mary Worth 2674

"It's okay, my lovely, I won't rush you."

"What part of overwhelmed don't you understand? I am feeling rushed. I just said it was overwhelming. And you won't rush me to what, exactly?"

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I for one can't wait to see the dramatic tension added to this story by Dawn and Ned being discreet at work.

I think the only thing that will calm me down will be a few hours of listening to the Charterstone Jukebox. By the way, I keep getting requests to add "Dawn" by the Four Seasons to the Jukebox. It was added years ago. I've moved it up in the playlist on occasion when past requests have been made, but I'm just going to leave it where it is for now, and let you enjoy "Dawn" and all the music on the jukebox. I most enjoy listening in the car, while I'm mowing the lawn, and when I'm being discreet at work.

Mary Wort 2672

Whoever said ventriloquism is a lost art?

Mary Worth 2671

Dawn's amazement stems from the fact that stuff doesn't happen in the Worthiverse. So when something does, it is first to be doubted and then avoided. Trust me. Today's thrill is merely a prologue to tomorrow's tedium. Even after Jared rustles the hydrangeas.

Mary Worth 2670

DAWN... You and I have a lot in common. I'm divorced and my four kids live with their mother in New Hampshire. In many ways, I'm just like your father.

Mary Worth 2669

Hmmm... Wasn't the last French restaurant that Ned took Dawn to called The Pig? Now it's The Love Dog. I think the restaurateurs in Santa Royale are trying to warn Dawn about something. Probably the cuisine.

Mary Worth 2668

Dawn Weston Dating Ethics: Dating your professor is only okay if you say you're taking a break from dating. Dating the boss is aMAZing!

Mary Worth 2667

Ned is going to be really disappointed to discover that Dawn is taking a break from dating.