Monday, February 24, 2020

Mary Worth 3294

He's French. He'll hate it. But I want to drive him into a murderous rage so he'll come visit me.

21 comments:

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

I don't know who's more dense: Wilbur or Dawn. Frenchy's in Paris probably dating someone more exciting than dishwater Dawn. He would only mind if you blabbed to him about it, even then, I don't think he'd care. He's only in it for the green card.

Medical Assistant Jared is a tool as well. I predict he'll fall "madly and deeply" in love with Dawn and there'll be restraining order popping up.

KM are there any other people in Santa Royale other than these idiots? I'm also tired of seeing that flaming pizza. We get it,they're in Tony's.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"In Which Terms Are Defined For Both Relationships".

Love parody movie!
Boyfriend?
Not.
Understand old friends.
Great! Meet up!

KitKat said...

Jared asks Dawn if “her boyfriend in France” would mind them seeing a movie together, then adds “let’s meet up next week!” - good grief. Jared’s surname should be Schlemiel, not Mylo.

Anonymous said...


"No, my boyfriend in France won't mind at all. He's perfect in every way. And we're deeply and madly in love."

Hey, Nance is back! And at the top of her game! Great to see you again.

-- Scottie McW.

Gina said...

NANCE! Welcome back! :-)

"Sure, I'd love to see that parody movie that has no title or we wouldn't keep calling it 'that parody movie' with you!"

KitKat said...

Yay, Nance is back! Hip hip hurrah!

Sharon said...

So glad you're back, Nance! We've missed that extra je-ne-sais-quoi snark factor!

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Yay! Nance is back. Nance, we missed you and your snarky BFHs. Welcome back to the fold!

LouiseF said...

Possible responses if Dawn had answered Jared's question differently... 1. Mind? Your boyfriend would mind you seeing a movie with me? How DOES he manage to control you from 3,000 miles away? 2. Mind? Not even if I'm paying for the movie? 3. Mind? And YOU want to STAY involved with some clown who dictates your life from across the ocean? 4. Mind? Have you ever heard the song "Love the One You're With"? I don't think there's a French version. 5. Mind? Oh, OK, I will just take my action figures and go by myself. So happy to see Nance's BFH!

toytuba said...

Hooray!! Welcome back Nance.

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to workout out a parody of that old joke about buying a French army rifle.

Wanna date Dawn? Never loved, dumped twice?

It's not working as I'm sure Dawn has been many, many times. But now, oh sweet revenge, she can be the dumper, not the dumpee!

Nance said...

Thanks, everyone.

I hated being away. I had a tough bout with a strain of the flu that apparently sneaked around the vaccine I got. I'm just now feeling myself again. Virtual bouquets to those of you that stopped by my site or emailed me with concern. It's great being back.

fauxprof said...

Welcome back, Nance! We’ve all missed you.

Jana C.H. said...

"Mind? He thinks my low-brow taste is charming, and will be delighted that I have an expert guide to the amusing idiocy of American cinema. He will snark about it endlessly next time I talk to him on-line. He is so sexy when he snarks."

MDMaryTed said...

Welcome back Nance!
I'd like to see Dawn introduce Jared to Hugo on one of their Skype chats. Jared knows the family that Hugo was living with and once again has to be the bearer of bad news to Dawn about her choice of boyfriends.

meg said...

MDMaryTed:

Jared: Oh, that’s one of the guys who painted my parents’ house last summer. They were a pair of brothers from Goleta, Hugh and Petey Lapugh. They used to drink cheap wine all day while they painted, and their father used to drive them home in his old Yugo. Quite a coincidence, eh? You say he’s in Paris, France now? I thought I saw him last week at McDonalds.

MissScarlet said...

I think we should come up with a name for that "parody movie".

In true KM fashion: Storm Bars. Or Sun Skirmish. Or Planet Peril. Or Comet Quagmire. Or Nuclear Nova.

RIP_Pantani said...

Hugo: "I unlee enjoy zee parody cinéma if eet has the génie Jerry Lewis een eet."

Chester the Dog said...

I think we should come up with a name for that "parody movie"

Star Dreck

DJ said...

I don’t comment often, even though I love reading everyone else’s witty remarks, but I had to pop on and say WELCOME BACK NANCE!!! Seeing a BFH made my day- so glad you’ve returned and are felling better.

DJ said...

*feeling better not felling better. The one time I comment...🤦🏼‍♀️