Friday, August 5, 2022

Mary Worth 3986

Don't flatter yourself, Wilbur. He makes way more than twice your salary!

She wasn't a 'hot lady,' Wilbur. She was a con artist. And you blew Dawn's college fund on her.

10 comments:

mr_darcy said...

Geez, Wilbur. We thought you were going to tell Dawn about her mother. Instead you put her mother on a par with a con artist and try to make it sound as if an affair Iris never knew about is why she left you for someone half your age but twice your maturity. No wonder Dawn has issues.

KitKat said...

Considering that Wilbur appears to have no salaried job whatsoever, does this mean that Zak makes twice of zero?

For Pete’s sake, this has turned into The Many Failed Romantic Relationships of Wilbur Weston Week. Added to a heaping bowl of Super Spicy Chili, no wonder Dawn looks ill.

No floating head of Fabiana, nor of her “cousin” Pedro?

fauxprof said...

@KitKat: I’m just grateful there’s no floating image of Wilbur in his Speedo. Shudder!

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

June’s art is always so much more evocative than the dialogue. Dawn looks the precise combination of nonplussed and repulsed as we’re all feeling.

tkraft said...
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tkraft said...

Two things:
Recognizing the country's climate as tropical, wouldn't ALL the women in Colombia technically be hot? (And I can't get over looking at Dawn and hearing her thoughts as, "OMG, my Dad really is SO messed up. It's not just those people in that online blog sayin' it!)

Anonymous said...

Careful, Wilbur. You're about to alienate the last person on the planet who can still bear to sit at a dinner table with you.

HelenClark

Downpuppy said...

Nope, tkrft, Bogota has the only ocean beach in the world at 8660' altitude. The average daily temperature range is 66F/48F, steady all year round.
Moy never explained any of this.

Wool Worth said...

Wilbur makes half what Zak makes? Who knew the Penny Saver paid their employees so well?

tkraft said...

Maybe so Downpuppy, but the Colombia.co climate FAQ reads: "In fact, 86 percent of the country’s area is considered hot." (I'll play that 86% figure) :)