A family is on its way? Oh, joy. Oh, rapture. Although I will say that was a suspiciously short engagement. Workaholic Tom Harpman doesn...

I think I would re-write this sentence to make it a little less awkward: "Mother, Tom and I want to move into a larger place so we ca...

I think this story was really all about saving Mary Worth's reputation for giving good advice. After last year's advice that Dawn ...

Citizens of Santa Royale! I am pleased to announce a new Label for this blog: "Floating Heads." Over the years there have been m...

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither sha...

Tom Dear and Beth Dear are always doing cute little things to express their love for each other. Today, Beth has moved her nose over two in...

"I'm home at last... again. Beth Dear, now might be a good moment to tell you about my ex-wife and three children. Turns out, she...

I have posted today's entire strip because panel 1 clearly proves that Elinor has become nothing more than a pod hosting Mary Worth...

I had a lot of time to think while I was in the hospital recovering from my fake heart attack. It really forced me to evaluate my life. The...

"Less happy for you, Tom. She's not very pretty." Today's Full Strip

You know what would be awesome right now? If Hospital Hi-Fi started to play "Cats in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin. Today's Fu...

At first I was confused by this dream sequence. And then I realized I wasn't really looking at two Beth's, but that she was actuall...

Elinor dreams of Beth and Tom breaking up. I think this is about as happy an expression as I can remember seeing on Elinor's face. ...

Love, like my Sears Rewards card, has NO LIMITS! (Some restrictions may apply.) Today's Full Strip

Did Mary really bring Calla Lilies to a woman who just had an alleged heart attack? Way to remind her of death. Today's Full Strip ...

History is made! Mary Worth actually asks her victim if she would like to know what Mary thinks. It's kind of like Al Capone asking a...

I know I'd be cranky too if my arm was pinned between the mechanical mattress and the steel guardrail. Ow. Ow. Ow. Today's Full ...

Well, it looks like Elinor has finished reading the Complete Works of Edgar Allan Poe . This story is really moving along now. Today'...

So Elinor has faked her heart attack so convincingly she has even fooled the author Karen Moy. Today's Full Strip

That's a pretty narrow door for ambulances. Today's Full Strip