Mary Worth 2529

I can't tell you how excited I am to try the blobs at New Diner!

Mary Worth 2528

"I'm tired of sitting at the little kids' table. I want to sit at the big people's table!"

Mary Worth 2527

No, Iris, she didn't mean YOU. Oh, wait, that's your twenty-five year old son whom you've been ignoring while you dated your twenty-five year old boyfriend...

Oh, how I wish we could have spent more time exploring the Tommy/Zak relationship. All we know is that they both seemed to have a nice time with Iris at Christmas, while Zak and Iris drank heavily in front of Tommy, just a few weeks into his recovery.

Mary Worth 2526

Just because something doesn't last forever, doesn't mean it doesn't feel like it will never end.

Mary Worth 2525

Gosh, people sure were hip during the Great Depression.

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Every dollar will go to rehabilitate Santa Royale's lost souls: Tommy Beedie (REHABILITATED), Jill Black, Dan Smithers, Nola Wolvenson (REHABILITATED), Bonnie Johnson (REHABILITATED), Helen Clark and especially Wanders himself.

Mary Worth 2524

For someone who wants to make a difference, there isn't a lot of difference being made here...

Mary Worth 2522

It sure was devastating when Zak broke up with Iris.

Mary Worth 2521

Oh, I don't know. See if your son has any left-over Vicodin and give that a try. He seemed to think it was pretty good after a break up.

Mary Worth 2520

"Of course it wasn't mutual, Mary. He didn't see me with you!"

Mary Worth 2519

Surely you remember, "Good luck with THAT!" Happy Valentine's Day, from Mary Worth and Friends.

Mary Worth 2518

"I broke Zak's heart, so he broke my back. Call a doctor."

Mary Worth 2517

It's always best when your last kiss is also your first kiss.

Mary Worth 2516

It was awfully considerate of all the people in the park to give Iris some alone time with Zak. Even the fountain has calmed down and slunk off.

Mary Worth 2515

"... but -- Ow! Ow! Ow! Zak, you're hurting my hand!"

Mary Worth 2514

I find it quite appropriate that Iris and Zak have chosen as their "usual place" the most uncomfortable bench in town.

Mary Worth 2513

Oh, good. More talking.

Mary Worth 2512

We'll always have bowling.

Mary Worth 2511

How odd. Testing the waters of love by testing your love's familiarity with the German language. When he fails the test, withhold your expression of love and come up with a less-than-superficial false meaning. Iris, you're weird.

Mary Worth 2510

Go with the biggest gut.

Mary Worth 2509

"I suggest you spend a couple of weeks at Pax Wellness Resort thinking about your choice, and how there's no going back from choosing wrong. Then when you get back, both jobs will be filled, and you won't have to worry about it anymore."