I shudder to think what these two need to be redeemed from. Painting clowns? Baking casseroles? It's never too late. Today's Full ...

Yes, Mary Worth, please take the credit. After all, it was your tenacity and personal involvement that made all the difference in Nola...

"Here, Mary, your dentures are slipping. Let me adjust them for you." Today's Full Strip

...Just as soon as I get out of prison. Today's Full Strip

Speaking of shaken, it takes a lot of courage to stack plates upright in earthquake country. Today's Full Strip

Is it Hobo Joe or D-Dan Smithers crouching behind Nola and handing her a cup of coffee? Today's Full Strip

Heh heh... She said something shifted inside... again . Today's Full Strip

I'm on the edge of my seat!! What is going to happen next!?? Today's Full Strip

"... But now I see... that I should only get what I want. Not what I do not want." Today's Full Strip

Now, wait a minute Nola... We don't know for sure that Dan Smithers DIDN'T steal from the company. Today's Full Strip

That would have been a good scene... but I liked watching Mary and Jeff watch television. Today's Full Strip

Let's see. According to my records, Mary and Nola last spoke on March 8, 2012, over a month ago. So, yes, a lot has happened since then....

I am dying to know what low road Mary is referring to when she includes herself as a fellow sojourner. Perhaps she has seen the light and re...

I think I like Jeff's story better. Couldn't we have had that story instead? Today's Full Strip

The reader cried because the story had no ending, until he realized that it also had no plot. And now for something different... The last st...

Indeed. When a blog is this easy to write, it makes me ashamed to even mention that we have a tip jar. You can donate to this blog by clicki...

"Mary Worth, Mary Worth! I met the most remarkable man in the park today. He had nothing in the world but a shopping cart overflowing w...

"YOU want to see if I'M okay? But you're just a UPS delivery man on his way home from Safeway with a cart full of stewed tomato...

Suddenly, the slowest panhandler in the world comes to life! "No!" says the wise old sagey smelling coot. "I don't want y...

Nola has fled Santa Royale's Most Expensive Shopping District without getting What She Wants! The shame. O, the shame! Today's Full ...