Thank you, June, for your symbolic calla lily, appropriate at any funeral as it symbolizes rebirth and purification. Dawn has been reborn!...

Wait. What happened to Dawn turning into her dad? Are we just going to ignore that 500 pound gorilla? Have we moved on? ...Okay, looks lik...

You can't imagine it? I'm so relieved... because it would be devastating . And now a huge thank you to Julie N. and Michael B. fo...

Estelle, what do you think dating is? I have to spend more time with Wilbur, before I decide whether to spend more time with him. Or do yo...

Endearing quirks? Sure, like obesity and unhealthy eating in midlife leading to certain premature death.  Plus, he’s utterly self-absor...

Really? Square one? Where were you before? Square two? Maybe three. You've had a hamburger with him and watched a boxing documentary. ...

Overeager isn't the exact word I was thinking. And a special thank you to all you overeager readers who sent me large sums yesterday...

Wait... IS Arthur real? Is it unreasonable to think that Estelle could be imagining this whole thing? Is she schizophrenic? Perhaps all th...

Gosh, people sure were hip during the Great Depression. I want to thank everyone who participated in our Winter Fund Raising Campaign! Th...

Don't know what to do with your tax refund? Now's the time to consider making a donation to Mary Worth and Me. Your donations go to...

Yes, but, Wilbur... what would Mary do if she suddenly had a lot of time on her hands? Please don't take this away from her. Who knows...

Oh, Wilbur, nobody pays any attention to anything you say, so don't worry so much. You're just a buffoon of a fictional character,...

How did this winner ever end up divorced? Today's the final day of our spring fund raising campaign to support the Santa Royale Reha...

Beth is all about control. And if she can't control a bachelor, by gum, she can certainly control the food on her plate. "Asparag...

They both prefer paper! It's a match made in heaven. She's not very good looking, and he hates being a bachelor. Could this story ...

The reader cried because the story had no ending, until he realized that it also had no plot. And now for something different... The last st...

Indeed. When a blog is this easy to write, it makes me ashamed to even mention that we have a tip jar. You can donate to this blog by clicki...

Sheesh... the paper is completely blank! If you're going to write a three-month-long public service announcement, don't leave out th...