Well, Drew is ready to move on for real it looks like. But me? Heck no. He hasn't eaten a single muffin. I was really, really hoping A...

The agony, the despair. Get that man some muffins!

She also pulled at your Rolex. Maybe that's why you dreamt she pulled your arms 20 feet long - you were trying not to lose your watch....

Ah, the dog days of summer. Just what we've waited for. We endured girl fights, profanity, bizarre dreams, and at last we've final...

I spent quite a while before this morning's sun came up, trying to figure out what lesson Drew could have possibly learned. I think th...

I'm back. Shauna's back. All is right with the world.

Text dumped. It's okay... Shauna still loves you, Drew. P.S., I came home from work late last night to discover I had forgotten to pr...

Great job offer out of town: Denny's in Keokuk. More PayPal thank yous: Thank you to Cheryl and Buckley for their generous donations...

"Your kindness and compassion as a doctor inspire me to go to medical school. Please PayPal me $200,000 instead of five grand."

"Sometimes I get so caught up in my job that I totally forget what my job actually is. When my brain finally clears, I'm left won...

Psycho Ashlee is even more frightening than Violent Ashlee. Drew truly looks scared for his life. By the way, you can PayPal me $5,000 ri...

Perhaps a more accurate text should read, "Killed another patient today. Buried in paperwork. Don't barge in and swear at me....

Drew prays that one day the clinic can buy a defibrillator.

"It's five grand, five thousand clams, 50 Benjamins, quite a lot of moolah, five thousand smackers, a real bucket of samolians, f...

Ashlee only asks because she loves to be compared to Shauna.

Wow, the price of a good grift has really dropped. Ten or 12 years ago, Ted Confrey got 50 G's, a few years back, even Arthur Zero cou...

"Thanks! The security video of you slugging me in the head was also fab!"

"What time?" "I have no idea. My Rolex is missing again." Thank you to Matthew Cunningham at the super-underground da...

"I am tired. My coffee is on your face."

"There is no moving on." Accurate. But, listen, this is the best story we've had since "Dogs are Good," and I f...