Aha! New plot: Toby retiles her kitchen floor. We'll spend the first week watching her pull up the old tile.
Week two: She'll sand down the left over grout.
Week three: Toby will lay down 1/2-inch cement board.
Week four: Toby discovers that she needs to adjust her floor boards to accommodate her new floor height. And she remembers to seal the edges to prevent water damage.
Week five: She starts to lay down the grout and tile using her spacers to help create a tasteful, artistic pattern.
Week six: Toby gets out her wet-saw and cuts the edge pieces to fit.
Week seven: We watch the grout dry.
Week eight: Mrs. Toby L. Cameron seals the grout and checks her answering machine.
Today's Full Strip.