Let the meddle begin! Plus, bonus, Dawn breaks up with Jared, so that will be awesome to watch!
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
I'm sorry, what? You've been friends with Jared for several years? So, like in high school? But that would mean you were dating that married doctor in high school. We used to just pretend time didn't move in the Worthiverse, but now there's no more pretending: Dawn is the perpetual college student. The next thing you know, water will start defying gravity.
Monday, March 30, 2020
I'm concerned that Jared has declared his love at least twice, but for the third time, Dawn is confessing that she has only "fallen" for Jared, which plainly manifests her inability to commit to anything or anyone. Jared is clearly a poor judge of character.
Sunday, March 29, 2020
This is their life together now. Endlessly declaring their love for one another and aimlessly wandering through a bad part of town.
Just to take a break from Mary Worth, I want to wish each of you a very special week. This is a difficult time for many families that have been effected by COVID-19. All of us, including those we may target with occasional snarks, are impacted by it in some way. I have never intended to be mean-spirited with this blog, but have hoped to create a place where we can unleash a little laughter and joy over our favorite comic strip, which is compelled by its genre to take itself way too seriously - but not always. Anyway, this is just my way of thanking everyone for your collaboration and kindness. Most of us are hunkering down and isolated, and being able to connect here with each of you has been a real relief. If you want to send me an email, you can at firstname.lastname@example.org. I'd love to hear from you anytime.
Saturday, March 28, 2020
"Nothing is as dangerous as an ignorant friend; a wise enemy is to be preferred." - Jean de la Fontaine
"Nothing weighs on us so heavily as a secret." - Jean de la Fontaine
"It is twice the pleasure to deceive the deceiver." - Jean de la Fontaine
Friday, March 27, 2020
Past few MONTHS? Wait... where have I been? Dawn bumped into you at the pizza joint. You went on a date to see "Ruse of the Fast Talker" and a meal where you told her about your mother practicing naked yoga with her boyfriend. Then you had lunch together at the hospital. And then it's tonight, where you got mustard on your chin and you declared your love. All I am asking is that we slow down so we can savor every moment of this train wreck.
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
Hugo, it won't be long before you've taken the long walk to oblivion, like so many other men in Dawn's life. I'm not counting, but how many boyfriends did YOU have in college?
Monday, March 23, 2020
Sunday, March 22, 2020
So Jared uses the ol' kiss-me-before-we-die line. There's something about seeing other couples walk by while you sit on the Blah Blah Bench that just inspires love. Hugo is going to beat the crap out of Jared when he comes to visit.
Saturday, March 21, 2020
Friday, March 20, 2020
Wednesday, March 18, 2020
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
Monday, March 16, 2020
Friday, March 13, 2020
Thursday, March 12, 2020
Wednesday, March 11, 2020
Tuesday, March 10, 2020
Monday, March 9, 2020
Sunday, March 8, 2020
It's Groundhog Day! Today's entire Sunday Recap was may favorite of all time because it reminded me of my favorite movie Groundhog Day when Phil tries to recreate the perfect day word for word, and each time it gets more rushed and frantic.
It's Groundhog Day! Today's Recap was may favorite. It reminds me of Groundhog Day when Phil tries to recreate the perfect day, and it's rushed. Ha ha ha ha ha. It's so funny and hilarious!
Friday, March 6, 2020
Thursday, March 5, 2020
Wednesday, March 4, 2020
So, Dawn waited until they'd walked three blocks and were seated at the Diner before revealing to Jared what "corny" stuff her dad and his girlfriend were into? And now I have to wait at least until the appetizers are brought out before Jared defines "wacky?" This has been a very suspenseful week!
Tuesday, March 3, 2020
Monday, March 2, 2020
I've had a busy day, and really didn't get to see today's strip until after 3:00 PM... but it was worth waiting for.
Has anyone ever said anything more dorky than Jared's comment today? I am still laughing at his level of dweebness, and his ability to look like a Star Wars alien while he proclaims his passion.
Whatever you do, DON'T say it... because than we'd have to tell an actual joke.
Sunday, March 1, 2020
Friday, February 28, 2020
Jared is a nice guy, but it was the darkest time of your life, Dawn, to discover you were dating a married man. Although... now that I think about it, I definitely hope it IS like old times, and that Jared will be the one to inform Dawn that Hugo is cheating on her.
Thursday, February 27, 2020
Wednesday, February 26, 2020
Tuesday, February 25, 2020
Monday, February 24, 2020
Sunday, February 23, 2020
Wait a minute, Jared. The pay isn't better because you're at a hospital. The pay is better because you were a Medical Assistant for Dr. Fletcher, and now you're a Physicians Assistant, which pays three times as much. Remember how you spent the last two years in school?
Saturday, February 22, 2020
Thursday, February 20, 2020
Why are you lying about enjoying pizza, Jared? We can clearly see that you don’t have any pizza. Are you trying to trick Dawn into thinking you’ve suddenly come into money, or is this your subtle way of letting Dawn know that you don’t believe her cockamamie story about a boyfriend. In France.