Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Mary Worth 3183

Santa Royale beaches are extremely unpopular.

Monday, August 19, 2019

Mary Worth 3182


“I’m worried that all those fish we enjoyed seeing behind glass are now swimming freely around my feet. I wish all fish were in a tank and we could have the ocean to ourselves. Oh, Hugo!”

Sunday, August 18, 2019

Mary Worth 3181


Wait... what? I’m not sure what your point is, Hugo, but they belong in the ocean. The tank is their prison. 

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Mary Worth 3180

Look at all the people with their pointy finger in the air chanting, "We're number one! We're number one!" at the fish.

I want to add that I've been to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta. I usually don't enjoy aquariums but this one is really spectacular and fun. If Aquarium is modeled after the Georgia Aquarium, those are supposed to be whale sharks, and this room is truly beautiful.

Friday, August 16, 2019

Mary Worth 3179

"... or as we say in my mother country where I will be returning in a few days after I'm done painting my host family's house never to return or to see you again, and where everything is better, even the sunsets, and the sun rises, (if you know what I mean, Dawn), 'je me sens paisible.' Don't you?"

Thursday, August 15, 2019

Mary Worth 3178

Dawn seems to have driven off the pier and her car is sinking in the bay. I'm glad she put on her sleeves; it's awfully cold at the bottom of the ocean.

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Mary Worth 3176

That shirt is some kind of crazy paint magnet, sucking up gobs of paint while protecting his arms, face, and precious hair from every single purple drop.

Monday, August 12, 2019

Mary Worth 3175

How to Paint a House

(in France)

by Victor Hugo

1) Lean wooden ladder against wall that you want to paint.

2) Roll a paint roller over the wall.

3) Fin.

But June does draw legs well.

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Monday, August 5, 2019

Mary Worth 3172

Mary's eyes roll so far back in her head that she sees her own brain.

"His name is Hugo. Like the car!"

Friday, August 2, 2019

Mary Worth 3171

Hold on, there, Hugo. That's my gig. I've spent over a decade putting words into the mouths of those fishes. I'm thinking he's gonna say, "I may be a stupid fish, but at least I'm not a stupid human. Ha Ha."