It looks like Santa Royale Citizen Sandi Ego may have called this one: Shot right in the leg. Matching canes.
Monday, June 29, 2015
I've finally figured out Adam Miller's super-villain identity: The Skunk! Ever since getting betrayed and shot by the Congress-Man, however, he has struggled to incorporate the cane into his persona. But if the cane shot out his Skunk Musk, that could work. Go with that, Skunk. I'm sure bullets would be no match for your Skunk Musk.
Be sure to keep Mary Worth in San Diego where she belongs. Another newspaper needs to know that Mary Worth is hugely popular! Cast your very important ballot by clicking here. I should mention that this isn't the first time the Union Trib questioned their inclusion of all things Mary Worth. Back in 2008, thanks to readers like you, Mary was spared. Let's get out that vote!
Sunday, June 28, 2015
The newest blight on the boardwalk? Underemployed gangsters who have to mug people just to make ends meet. Fortunately, this is no problem for our dynamic love birds because their souls are on fire, so that gangster with the gun loaded with bullets just better watch out!
Saturday, June 27, 2015
Friday, June 26, 2015
Adam Miller has just called into question my entire blog. I'm going to need to sit down with a large plate of salmon squares and a cup of kelk and ponder this out. Maybe I should be blogging about Judge Parker instead.
Thursday, June 25, 2015
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Whoa, I forgot that Adam is crippled. I'm glad he held up his cane to remind me. I also forgot that Adam and Terry used to be at another table, with a plain pane of glass and levolor blinds. I'm glad they changed seats after they finished their meal -- this table is much nicer.
Monday, June 22, 2015
Saturday, June 20, 2015
The hardest part of the Restaurant Dump is timing. Do you start the breakup before the food arrives, like Terry did yesterday, or do you wait until after the food is served, timing each bite so as not to have too much pity time before dessert. Thankfully, Marina Royale seems to have incredibly quick food service, the food being brought out before guests have even closed their menus. Still, boorish Adam looks like he's gone right into pity time, so this may get even more awkward.
Friday, June 19, 2015
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Monday, June 15, 2015
Sunday, June 14, 2015
Saturday, June 13, 2015
Thursday, June 11, 2015
"Hey, come on! How come you keep bringing up the past? Let's forget about how I dragged your heart through the dirt, drove you out of my life and across the country, killed your career, and set you on a personal journey of peace and discovery that didn't include me, allowing you to spend eight years healing and finding your own truth. I want you now, and I will have you! Would you like some toast?"
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
"And then, after seven years, I'm going to marry your sister by mistake, and work another seven years for you, and then between the two of you and your handmaids, we're going to have 12 sons who will fight with each other pretty much all the time. It will be so romantic, just like the Bible is so romantic."