Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Mary Worth 2650

Those who know me, know that I would never encourage reckless drinking... But if I did want to invent a drinking game, it would be one shot for each time the word "good" appears in this strip. By the end of the month, you'd be so wasted.

Monday, July 24, 2017

Mary Worth 2649

Every day, in every way, this is looking more and more like my college summer job working at the Medical Group. I hope Dawn doesn't have to put up with the same kind of sexual harassment I had to put up with from some of the ladies on the staff. Of course, back in those days, I had no idea what sexual harassment was. I only know it made me feel uncomfortable.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Mary Worth 2648

Woah, Mary. Not medical practice. Medical group. They don't have to practice anymore. They know what they're doing.

I'm sensitive to this, having worked at the Palo Alto Center for Pulmonary Disease Prevention and Smoking Cessation Medical Group when I was about Dawn's age, summers, while I was in college. Making appointments, filing, running errands... as I mentioned a few weeks ago. Wait. Is Dawn going to live my life now?

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Mary Worth 2647

Oh, come on Mary, adulting is easy. For one thing, you can buy candy whenever you want.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Mary Worth 2645

Oh! Oh! Let me answer! Let me answer! It was the best cruise EVER! I especially enjoyed the many offshore activities such as door kicking and horseback riding on romantic isolated beaches! But there were very good onboard activities, too, like browsing the photo gallery and towel folding. And the FOOD!

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Mary Worth 2644

I take it back! "Enjoy" makes a last minute surge toward the finish line. We are almost finished, aren't we?

Good: 21
Enjoy: 20
Love: 18
Nice: 7

Monday, July 17, 2017

Mary Worth 2643

If this story is truly over, maybe it's time to award the word "Good" for being the most used word in this story. I always enjoy a nice love story. They're good. Now, where'd I put my cigarettes?

Good: 21
Enjoy: 19
Love: 18
Nice: 7

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Mary Worth 2642

It would also be a shame for them not to work things out because Derek lied to Katie after she caught him making out with a flaming hot strawberry blonde whom he spent hours with, smoking cigarettes and singing show tunes. But, yeah, misunderstandings are also bad.

Good: 21
Enjoy: 19
Love: 18
Nice: 7

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Mary Worth 2641

A perfect example of dialogue that would work better if Katie had allowed Esme to fall to her death. I think I'm just going to imagine that's what really happened.

Good: 21
Enjoy: 19
Love: 17
Nice: 7