Mary Worth 3069

I wish I were as confident as Mary that this will be a great love story.

Mary Worth 3068

As long as Estelle keeps Libby, she can't steal Mary's boyfriend.

Mary Worth 3067

Meanwhile, while they're busy dancing on the couch, the pasta pot is scalding on the stove and the oven curtains have caught fire.

Mary Worth 3066

"All of it? Even the thing about being an old dinosaur who could never inspire anyone?"

Mary Worth 3065

Of course, if Jannie actually did have real feelings for you, then falling for it would have been okay.

I really want to commend Karen Moy for her portrayal of the worst, most dysfunctional marriage I've ever seen. Every day, one of these two morons says something that makes my jaw drop even further than the day before. This is "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" kind of stuff.

Mary Worth 3064

"I know, Toby, but you are no Jannie."

Mary Worth 3063

Oh, she has feelings for you, Ian. She feels you're a silly fool, a pompous old man, and a drunk, neglectful husband. Oh wait, the last one is how Toby feels.

Mary Worth 3062

"Toby, dear, why did you move the oven in front of the window? The glass is constantly fogged up and the drapes will catch on fire. Why don't we put it back in the kitchen where it belongs."

Mary Worth 3061

"I told her I'd meet her between the crazy doors where everyone walks into the concrete pillar."

Mary Worth 3060

You're going to have to stop sculpting miniature ponies and painting clowns. Try being more like Banksy.