Thursday, April 2, 2020

Mary Worth 3327

Let the meddle begin! Plus, bonus, Dawn breaks up with Jared, so that will be awesome to watch!

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Mary Worth 3326

How can you love two people at the same time? It shouldn't be too hard. Most of your boyfriends have done it.

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Mary Worth 3325

I'm sorry, what? You've been friends with Jared for several years? So, like in high school? But that would mean you were dating that married doctor in high school. We used to just pretend time didn't move in the Worthiverse, but now there's no more pretending: Dawn is the perpetual college student. The next thing you know, water will start defying gravity.

Monday, March 30, 2020

Mary Worth 3324

I'm concerned that Jared has declared his love at least twice, but for the third time, Dawn is confessing that she has only "fallen" for Jared, which plainly manifests her inability to commit to anything or anyone. Jared is clearly a poor judge of character.

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Mary Worth 3323

This is their life together now. Endlessly declaring their love for one another and aimlessly wandering through a bad part of town.

Just to take a break from Mary Worth, I want to wish each of you a very special week. This is a difficult time for many families that have been effected by COVID-19. All of us, including those we may target with occasional snarks, are impacted by it in some way. I have never intended to be mean-spirited with this blog, but have hoped to create a place where we can unleash a little laughter and joy over our favorite comic strip, which is compelled by its genre to take itself way too seriously - but not always. Anyway, this is just my way of thanking everyone for your collaboration and kindness. Most of us are hunkering down and isolated, and being able to connect here with each of you has been a real relief. If you want to send me an email, you can at I'd love to hear from you anytime.

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Mary Worth 3322

Also relevant:

"Nothing is as dangerous as an ignorant friend; a wise enemy is to be preferred." - Jean de la Fontaine

"Nothing weighs on us so heavily as a secret." - Jean de la Fontaine

"It is twice the pleasure to deceive the deceiver." - Jean de la Fontaine

Friday, March 27, 2020

Mary Worth 3321

Past few MONTHS? Wait... where have I been? Dawn bumped into you at the pizza joint. You went on a date to see "Ruse of the Fast Talker" and a meal where you told her about your mother practicing naked yoga with her boyfriend. Then you had lunch together at the hospital. And then it's tonight, where you got mustard on your chin and you declared your love. All I am asking is that we slow down so we can savor every moment of this train wreck.

Thursday, March 26, 2020

Wednesday, March 25, 2020

Mary Worth 3319

Jared is having second thoughts already, now that she's attainable.

Thank you, Downpuppy! How could I have forgotten Dave?

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Mary Worth 3318

Hugo, it won't be long before you've taken the long walk to oblivion, like so many other men in Dawn's life. I'm not counting, but how many boyfriends did YOU have in college?