Monday, May 30, 2016

Mary Worth 2330

It's times like these that I'm grateful this is a family friendly blog.

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Mary Worth 2329

"No, Dawn! Don't do what your friends tell you to do. Do what I tell you to do!"

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Friday, May 27, 2016

Mary Worth 2328

Let us not forget that long ago, before Mary redid here kitchen with a killer subway tile back splash and blue cabinetry, Dawn felt surrounded by people at school, but was still alone. Other friends never entered the picture. If Dawn ever did have other friends, they've long since forgotten her. Right now, marrying Harlan is her only hope for happiness.

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Thursday, May 26, 2016

Mary Worth 2327

And they're always wholesome relationships, too. So there should be nothing to worry about.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Mary Worth 2326

No, it actually sounds illegal. Certainly unethical. And definitely not like something a friend would risk destroying someone's career over.

There are two ways this story can redeem itself. 1) Harlan tells Dawn that he has to stop dating her because he's being brought before the board of regents on charges of unethical behavior, or 2) Dawn fails the class anyway. I prefer the latter.

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Mary Worth 2325

"Dawn, I wanted to paint my nails to match my pillows, drapes and highly polished flooring, but I don't have nearly enough polish for my gloriously colossal thumb? Do you have any purple polish I might procure from you?"

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Thursday, May 19, 2016

Mary Worth 2324

"Someone is ringing on the door. Probably somebody who has followed my excellent advice and is looking for more."

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Mary Worth 2323

Yesterday's strip left me confused and uncertain. Nothing seemed to make sense. Sleeping with...? Doing it...? All your teachers...? I climbed under the covers and prayed that it would all go away.

...And this morning it did! Extra time... Whew. For a minute I thought they were referring to something else.

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Sunday, May 15, 2016

Mary Worth 2321

Because doubles aren't hard on the body at all... do them everyday!

After yesterday's sighting, I can't tell you how massively disappointed I am that I didn't get to see how Aunt June is going to render Toby and Ian on Sundays!!!

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