Monday, October 24, 2016

Mary Worth 2420

...She says with a glance towards the kitchen. Better get started on those muffins. You don't want Wilbur to be disappointed.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Mary Worth 2418

If you want to give me a gift, don't give me a book - unless it is a collection of Mary Worth cartoons (thanks Toots McGee). When I get a book as a gift, it feels like a homework assignment. I don't get a lot of reading time, so I make sure to get a book I'll love, and if I don't like it, I stop reading it. Now, we all know Iris is talking about the Bible, so that's a little bit different, but I've never heard anyone refer to the Bible so coyly as "a book," unless they were about to give you one. So, if you'd like a free book, here's one.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Mary Worth 2417

I have no idea what they're talking about because I can't stop thinking, Yoga Pants??

Monday, October 17, 2016

Mary Worth 2416

"Iris must be pleased... with the advice I gave her to spend more time with her son. Yes, I've done it again. It's time for my victory lap."

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Mary Worth 2415

While Jesus healed the sick, Mary made some sort of deal with the devil to never age.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Mary Worth 2413

Did you say, "spending more time with mom?" That was Mary's idea! Thanks, Mary.

I always wondered what happened to Sabrina the Teen-Aged Witch...

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Mary Worth 2412

Mary may be hoping to be 25 in the future, but she still spouts the wisdom of a 70 year old fortune cookie.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Mary Worth 2411

While the the concept of anonymity seems to be lost on Tommy as he DECLARES his participation to all within hearing, it isn't lost on Mary who abruptly changes the subject to his back. Well played, Mary, given how I know you must be dying to hear all about this turn of events.

Monday, October 10, 2016

Mary Worth 2410

I'm sorry I haven't been posting much to the blog. I've missed it. I've been in a lot of meetings. Uh, yeah, meetings. I'd tell you what they were about, but they are supposed to be anonymous.