Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Mary Worth 2792

That's an excellent goal, Wilbur. Giving up on love really suits you. You just seem so much happier!

Monday, January 15, 2018

Mary Worth 2791

"Whatever, Dad. I don't get the reference."

"It's just a little joke about the woman who stole 30 grand from me."

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Mary Worth 2790

Dawn, the 'e' in email stands for electronic, not ether. The ethers have never been a very reliable delivery system, which explains why Wilbur never heard from you.

Friday, January 12, 2018

Mary Worth 2789

It looks like Wilbur will have some survivor stories to write about right in his very own community. Thoughts, prayers, and donations to everyone struggling in Santa Barbara County and elsewhere.

A friend of a friend...

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Mary Worth 2787

"Muffins! Dad, I haven't had muffins since I broke up with my married boss!"

Judging by the look in Dawn's eyes, I'm starting to wonder if the muffins are Mary's mind-control drug of choice. Just the perfect "recipe" for solving everybody's problems. Heaven knows it isn't her advice that makes them happy.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Mary Worth 2786

Although Wilbur hasn't uttered a word of agreement with Mary, he walks away consoled, knowing a bag full of warm muffins will do more good for his emotional state than three hours of therapy with Mary Worth. "Take these muffins home, Wilbur. Dawn already knows how to bury her feelings in a good muffin."

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Mary Worth 2785

And now he has a muffin. What more could he want? Oh, yeah, Iris and the 85 million pesos he spent on a ring in Colombia.

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Mary Worth 2784

So to sum up...

Wilbur is doomed to live without

But he has lots of...

So he should go make a sandwich...

Friday, January 5, 2018

Mary Worth 2783

"You've traveled all over the world (alone), and spoken to survivors of horrific disasters. At least your girlfriend didn't die. She only broke up with you and hooked up with a 22-year-old millionaire while you were out of town. That's much better."