Friday, December 9, 2016

Mary Worth 2469

As are we all. As are we all.

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Mary Worth 2468

Age is just a number that indicates when you were born. People of divergent ages know that their world views and attitudes may be different based on how the culture changed between their births. Age is also a number that indicates potential remaining life span. Couples with 20 years between them need to prepare to see the older person succumb to the effects of age, and should plan to meet those healthcare needs. People who think age differences won't impact their relationships are either old, or write TOTALLY AWESOME COMIC STRIPS!!

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Mary Worth 2467

It's now official, Iris, you talk more like an old lady than Mary Worth.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Mary Worth 2466

Since when has being "out of character" been such a Big Deal?

Zak requested a few songs for the Jukebox. Hope you enjoy them.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Mary Worth 2465

Dude, you got to stop asking her out in person. Twenty-five year old guys just don't. You've got her number - text her. Those guys at the table are enjoying a perfectly normal conversation with each other using Snapchat.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Mary Worth 2464

Note to self: Women love it when you play with their croutons. It is very reassuring.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Mary Worth 2463

I know I'm posting this about 12 hours later than usual, but I couldn't go to bed without celebrating the great example Zak is setting by pursuing an advanced business degree. The A.B.D. is one of the most rigorous programs at Local University, and the fact that he still has time to hit on other people's mothers really speaks to his great intellectual capacity, and his dedication to higher learning. So here's to you, college boy! Thank you for your fine upstanding example.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Mary Worth 2462

Yeah, I've been working on my liberal arts degree for seven years. I'm hoping to get a job at Jerry's one day, and move in with some old lady who will take care of me.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Monday, November 28, 2016

Mary Worth 2464

You know Cafe is one of the hippest off-campus hangouts because it is surrounded by millennials glued to their texting machines, and carrying backpacks full of participation trophies.