Saturday, January 18, 2020

Mary Worth 3271

Please tell me how I reach that point, Iris!

Friday, January 17, 2020

Mary Worth 3270

Well, Iris is back at Charterstone, resting with the old folks. And maybe after she's taken her prescribed medications and eaten wholesome groceries, she will one day have the strength to visit Zak at his groovy bachelor's pad.

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Mary Worth 3269

You know who I'd like to meet? Zak's parents. I want to know all about them and how he was raised. Because, you know, Freud.

Also, tell us more about this volunteer work you claim to be doing, Iris, that we've never heard of before. Does this mean that you also have a real job that we've never heard of either?

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Mary Worth 3268

So, wait a minute. When you thought you were -- heaven forbid -- AGING, you ended the best relationship you've ever had because you didn't want to be a burden on your boyfriend. But now that you have an actual disease, everything is awesome because your boyfriend is awesome and he has an awesome doctor who happens to accept your cut rate insurance? Oh, Iris, what did we do to deserve you?

Friday, January 10, 2020

Mary Worth 3265

Despite Iris's hyperbole, I'm gratified to know her misery is rooted in her condition, rather than her relationship.

Also, another spectacular medical exam room in Santa Royale, California!

Thursday, January 9, 2020

Mary Worth 3264

Well this is a surprising development. With the proper treatment, Iris should be back to her smoking hot self by next week!

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Mary Worth 3263

"Dr. Howard, my girlfriend is gaining weight and losing her hair. Can I bring her in for a check up tomorrow?"

"Sounds serious, Zak. I'll cancel Mrs. Freibusch at 9:00. Anything for you."

"Thanks. Also, I want to bring my buddy Wilbur along who is also gaining weight and losing hair."

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Mary Worth 3262

So, Iris, finally tells Zak that she went to see a doctor and her diagnosis is that they're all the same. This made me think back on all the doctor's we've met. Both Doctor Corys. Dr. Kaphut, who was shooting heroine before performing surgery on that little girl, Olive. The doctor who was married, but tried to seduce Dawn. And the doctor Iris saw, who was less like a doctor and more like the "Guess Your Age" barker at the amusement park.

Gosh, I hope Doctor Howard is more like the Corys.