Mary Worth 3243

"Hi, Tommy. It's me, Zak. Iris asked me to check on you because she's fat and tired now. I'm your new dad!"

They are the EXACT same age!

Mary Worth 3242

That's great news!

Mary Worth 3241

Menopause, where you gain 15 pounds a day. She's been blowing up like a balloon at the Maisie's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Mary Worth 3240

Of course, no real doctor would actually say something like this. Iris is in the loan office at a used car dealership. Which explains why the exam room has executive seating. 

Mary Worth 3239

Hypothyroidism sounds a lot like Happy Thanksgiving. 

I want to wish all of you a great day today full of turkey and other things to be grateful for. And I’m wishing Nance a quick and full recovery. We miss you and hope you are feeling better every day. 

Mary Worth 3238

I used to be amazed at how creative Joe Giella got drawing reflections, but I'm glad that Joan Brigman also finds them challenging.

Mary Worth 3237

It's because you're 47 and you haven't changed what you eat.

Mary Worth 3236

Today, I hate Zak again. I also hate Mary. Also, Iris looks 20, so I'm confused. What I really want to know is if Wilbur is still standing outside Estelle's window, soaking wet, with his boombox running out of battery power and his arms in agony after imitating Unbroken all night long.

Mary Worth 3235

Pretty much not the message you want to be sending right now, Wilbur. In fact, the exact opposite message you want to be sending.

Mary Worth 3234

"The Pina Colada Song" isn't quite "In Your Eyes," but it is about alcohol and cheating, so perhaps it is more appropriate than the Say Anything anthem.