"Hi, Tommy. It's me, Zak. Iris asked me to check on you because she's fat and tired now. I'm your new dad!"
They are the EXACT same age!
Today, I hate Zak again. I also hate Mary. Also, Iris looks 20, so I'm confused. What I really want to know is if Wilbur is still standing outside Estelle's window, soaking wet, with his boombox running out of battery power and his arms in agony after imitating Unbroken all night long.