Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Mary Worth 2466

Since when has being "out of character" been such a Big Deal?

Zak requested a few songs for the Jukebox. Hope you enjoy them.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Mary Worth 2465

Dude, you got to stop asking her out in person. Twenty-five year old guys just don't. You've got her number - text her. Those guys at the table are enjoying a perfectly normal conversation with each other using Snapchat.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Mary Worth 2464

Note to self: Women love it when you play with their croutons. It is very reassuring.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Mary Worth 2463

I know I'm posting this about 12 hours later than usual, but I couldn't go to bed without celebrating the great example Zak is setting by pursuing an advanced business degree. The A.B.D. is one of the most rigorous programs at Local University, and the fact that he still has time to hit on other people's mothers really speaks to his great intellectual capacity, and his dedication to higher learning. So here's to you, college boy! Thank you for your fine upstanding example.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Mary Worth 2462

Yeah, I've been working on my liberal arts degree for seven years. I'm hoping to get a job at Jerry's one day, and move in with some old lady who will take care of me.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Monday, November 28, 2016

Mary Worth 2464

You know Cafe is one of the hippest off-campus hangouts because it is surrounded by millennials glued to their texting machines, and carrying backpacks full of participation trophies.

Friday, November 25, 2016

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Mary Worth 2462

On this blessed Thanksgiving Day, I am grateful that today's comic strip has ruined my appetite, thus saving me from consuming thousands of unnecessary calories.

I join Mary and friends from years past to wish you a happy Thanksgiving.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016