Help Dawn, eat a ham sandwich. Help Dawn, eat a ham sandwich. So many choices, but which do I choose?
Friday, May 25, 2012
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Mary Worth 1,307
"Yeah, maybe next time we can hang out at the bank, and then head over to the dry cleaners."
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Mary Worth 1,305
"Oh no! Why didn't I just buy my groceries and leave? Instead, I had to take one last stroll through the produce section, remembering the days when Dave used to bring ME here to make out."
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Mary Worth 1,304
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Mary Worth 1,303
And, thus, Dawn has become nothing more than the hapless henchman of the nefarious Evil Dr. Polar Bear, a mere puppet in his paws, driven to destroy the world. We need a hero. Oh, Mary Worth, where are you? Why have you abandoned us in our time of need?
Friday, May 18, 2012
Mary Worth 1,302
Oh, no, Dave has been dating Charlie Smith's ex-wife! I wonder if she has any scarred children, like Emily Smith?
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Mary Worth 1,301
Dawn, don't worry about Dave wanting to be friends. He doesn't mean it. He's probably just upset that as soon as Steve Jobs dies, you switched to a PC.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Mary Worth 1,300
"Dave" is the screen name Bobby Black uses to pick up chicks on the Internet. He's doing a lot of dumping today.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Mary Worth 1,299
"I have so much hope now, Jeff. So much. Perhaps one day, I'll meet my true love, and he'll take me here, to my favorite restaurant, and ask me to marry him. Oh, I dream about it every day. Now, what's wrong Jeff. You look upset."
I'd like to take this moment to remind Karen Moy of the Third Commandment: "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain." The Ten Commandments are kind of like Mary's Law, only it comes from God. The ten include things like not killing, stealing, or committing adultery. So I'm thinking that the third one is probably important too.



















