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Pretty much not the message you want to be sending right now, Wilbur. In fact, the exact opposite message you want to be sending.

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"The Pina Colada Song" isn't quite "In Your Eyes," but it is about alcohol and cheating, so perhaps it is more appropriate than the Say Anything anthem.

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Wilbur is always so cute when he grovels.

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Now we will find out if Wilbur can actually stalk two women at one time.

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I need not remind you that this dream sequence is no less bizarre than anything else in this strip.

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It's easier to win the game, when your Mystery Date is already inside your house.

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Libby: Meow?

Estelle: I said, don't ask.

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If by "check on you," you mean, "dump you," then I'm fine with that. However, I'm not sure he'll have much of a cell phone signal at the Cliffs of Insanity.

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Don't be so generous, Estelle. If he was sober, the date would have been even worse!

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... And, scene!

I feel like this entire Thai Restaurant date has been one long set up. I'm ashamed I didn't see where this was going.

I just had to share that last night Mrs. Wanders and I went to see Hamilton in Philadelphia, and stopped at a restaurant on Walnut Street called Chatayee Thai. It was even better than My Thai on Elm Street. In fact, it was the best Thai restaurant we've been to in three years since moving to South Jersey from Maryland. We had resigned ourselves to the belief that the one cuisine missing from the otherwise exquisite regional menu was Thai. But we solved that last night. I've never photographed my food before, and I felt like such a dweeb doing it, but I had to share my order with you: Pad Thai with tofu, of course.