Mary Worth 4219

Please don't spill your hot cat coffee on your lap, Estelle! You might drop your phone in it.

Mary Worth 3297

Dawn, you’re an idiot. Jared works at NORTHview Hospital and Mary volunteers at MOUNTview hospital. Anyone with even the slightest interest in this strip knows that. 

Mary Worth 3254

Mary: Wilbur is charmingly quirky

Mary: Wilbur will get over Iris

Mary: Estelle, don't give up on the alcoholic you sang songs with a couple of times.

I'm sorry Mary, that's three strikes. You're advice is meaningless at best, and potentially dangerous, so I'm afraid you're going to have to give the advice column back to ... Wilbur. Oh, dear. We are doomed.

Mary Worth 2776

"I have plans... to boil Iris in a pot of steaming hot coffee."

While this panel would definitely have been a strong contender for a Worthy nomination, have no fear -- it will be included on next year's slate! It is still not too late to vote for this year's contenders.

Mary Worth 2763

I wonder what Ben Franklin would say about that sun emblem on the half-and-half container. Would he say it's a rising sun or a setting sun? Or perhaps it's Wilbur's heart exploding in million shards of burning fire.

Mary Worth 2671

I have to confess that I know even less about Hello Kitty than I do Harry Potter. Was Hello Kitty a cartoon back in the day? I really have no idea what launched this branding phenomenon. But even Wilbur Weston starts his day by reaching for his favorite cup and filling it to the brim.

Mary Worth 2738

I can't tell you how relieved I am to learn this morning that Zak and Iris really are just drinking coffee. Extra-marital relations are the domain of characters like Charley Smith, Nola Wolvenson, and Entertainer Esme. It's how we know they're bad.

Sometimes a cup of coffee really is just a cup of coffee.

Mary Worth 2737

Don't worry. It's Sanka!

Mary Worth 2469

As are we all. As are we all.

Mary Worth 2098

To coffee!... To muggers!... To canes!
To congress!... To bullets!... To aim!
To Teflon!... To stalkers!... to skunks!
To secrets!... To service!... To bunk!

Did I forget anything? Oh, yes:

Happy 7-Eleven Day, everyone! Go get your free Slurpees. Hear! Hear!

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Mary Worth 2044

Thank you, Mary. I was just thinking how much this story needs to slow down.

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Mary Worth 2042

It's possible that after the Bat-Man threw him out the window, and the Congress-Man shot him in the knee, that Adam Miller has become disillusioned with the life of a Super Villain. He may have had a change of heart. It may be time for Teflon Girl to reconsider.

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Mary Worth 2041

"I'll give you my coffee for your muffin, and then let me clear things up for you. Adam and I had a love hate relationship. We adored each other, and yet he was sworn to destroying the world, and I was sworn to saving it. This led to a lot of emotional tension as you can imagine..."

Mary Worth 1980

Isn't it wonderful how good things happen in ways no one could have foreseen? Wait. I mean, isn't it wonderful how boring things happen in ways that everyone guessed four months ago? Truly wonderful.

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Mary Worth 1963

"Amy, He's Cup-o-Sean. He lives in my cup now. And I am moving into his suddenly open apartment."

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Mary Worth 1883

It looks like the man in the welder or HAZMAT suit may have dropped something in Mary and Drew's coffee.

I love when Mary passes judgement, but in panel two, I'm having trouble figuring out if she's judging Dr. Kuphut, or Drew, or me.

Mary Worth 1798

As dear reader Birdie pointed out in yesterday's comments, Sunday's throwaway panel was a warning to us all.

Thankfully, today, Mary is ready to save us from perpetual ennui.

Who's up for a little action Mary Worth style?

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Mary Worth 1797

Maybe he is spending all of his time reading this blog! Horrors! Or, perhaps in the true spirit of Easter, he is watching this YouTube video:

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Mary Worth 1774

Yes, with Wilbur's help, Tommy now has hope. I'm sure Tommy will be very grateful. Maybe they could fly kites together, or go fishing.

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Mary Worth 1773

After all Mary has done to eradicate drugs from Santa Royale, Tommy's returning? This just can't be. Like the Pied Piper, he will lead the vermin back. Heh heh. I said "Pied Piper."

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