Don't worry. It's Sanka!
"Iris, meet my roommate, Jared. He's a Star Wars collector too!"
Oops, look, I'm all out of coffee. Oh well, so much for that. I guess you better call a cab.-- Scottie McW.
“Oh, my, Zak! That’s quite a collection of K-cups. I didn’t even know they made French Vanilla Cappucino.”
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Karen Moy Is A Fan Of The Big Bang Theory".Coffee? Now? Late?Never!Oh...Sure! Okay!
Wanders, when I read your secret message, it reminded me of Burns and Allen where Gracie and Blanche come home from shopping and Gracie says "I'll walk you home." They walk to Blanche's house talk a little and then Gracie says "Walk me home, Blanche". They then walk over to Gracie's house, they talk a little and then Gracie says...well you get it. Here it is. It starts at the 3:21 mark.https://youtu.be/6X8yBiJ4uUkZak and Iris will never be George and Gracie. They are way too uninteresting.
Wow. Just Wow. Maybe Moy actually intends this relationship to go all the way to the altar, in order to provide an inverse to the May/December Camerons. After all Premarital coffee isn't THAT sinful if it's truly Pre Marital.
Coffee at this hour? Iris will be up all night.
I think Karen Moy may have missed Wanders' memo on keeping things family friendly. If things continue to steam up between Iris and Zak, I fully expect to tune in some morning to find that this blog has been closed for business.
That's right, folks, coffee doesn't mean coffee.Coffee means sitting next to someone and saying Tee Hee!
Oh sure, okay, never mind what I think.It's too late for coffee but it's probably not too early for a wine spritzer, so keep your guard up, Iris.
I was reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wonVFRasUbAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmMna1EwZ1EIris is as dumb as George Costanza.
@ Garnet I dunno, George/Larry is kinda self aware at least.Trying to stay within the family friendly constraints of this blog, if I were to be in position to advise Zak, I would tell him to run away as fast as he could but, if I were to be entirely candid with him, I would have to admit that he will most probably really, really enjoy his cup of coffee so to speak.
I can't find Zakiks on the Apple Apps Store. What am I missing?
Dope. You don't deserve coffee.
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