Thursday, November 9, 2017

Mary Worth 2737

Don't worry. It's Sanka!

14 comments:

KitKat said...

"Iris, meet my roommate, Jared. He's a Star Wars collector too!"

Anonymous said...


Oops, look, I'm all out of coffee. Oh well, so much for that. I guess you better call a cab.

-- Scottie McW.

fauxprof said...

“Oh, my, Zak! That’s quite a collection of K-cups. I didn’t even know they made French Vanilla Cappucino.”

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Karen Moy Is A Fan Of The Big Bang Theory".

Coffee? Now? Late?
Never!
Oh...Sure! Okay!

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Wanders, when I read your secret message, it reminded me of Burns and Allen where Gracie and Blanche come home from shopping and Gracie says "I'll walk you home." They walk to Blanche's house talk a little and then Gracie says "Walk me home, Blanche". They then walk over to Gracie's house, they talk a little and then Gracie says...well you get it. Here it is. It starts at the 3:21 mark.

https://youtu.be/6X8yBiJ4uUk

Zak and Iris will never be George and Gracie. They are way too uninteresting.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Just Wow. Maybe Moy actually intends this relationship to go all the way to the altar, in order to provide an inverse to the May/December Camerons. After all Premarital coffee isn't THAT sinful if it's truly Pre Marital.

Chester the Dog said...

Coffee at this hour? Iris will be up all night.

Anonymous said...

I think Karen Moy may have missed Wanders' memo on keeping things family friendly. If things continue to steam up between Iris and Zak, I fully expect to tune in some morning to find that this blog has been closed for business.

Toots McGee said...

That's right, folks, coffee doesn't mean coffee.
Coffee means sitting next to someone and saying Tee Hee!

Sandi Ego said...

Oh sure, okay, never mind what I think.
It's too late for coffee but it's probably not too early for a wine spritzer, so keep your guard up, Iris.

Garnet said...

I was reminded of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wonVFRasUbA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmMna1EwZ1E

Iris is as dumb as George Costanza.

TimP said...

@ Garnet I dunno, George/Larry is kinda self aware at least.

Trying to stay within the family friendly constraints of this blog, if I were to be in position to advise Zak, I would tell him to run away as fast as he could but, if I were to be entirely candid with him, I would have to admit that he will most probably really, really enjoy his cup of coffee so to speak.

Anonymous said...

I can't find Zakiks on the Apple Apps Store. What am I missing?

Dave in Parma said...

Dope. You don't deserve coffee.