Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Mary Worth 2667

Ned is going to be really disappointed to discover that Dawn is taking a break from dating.

Monday, August 14, 2017

Mary Worth 2666

Wait. I thought dinner was last night. Maybe Dr. Ned has actually been hovering over Dawn for literally four days.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Mary Worth 2665

I'm really happy for Dawn. It looks like she has found true love at last! All signs point to yes! I'm equally happy for Ned, whose bitter divorce left him emotionally devastated. But now an attractive young coed has looked deep into his soul and revived his heart like no medical professional ever could.

Also, happy for Jared, who dodged a bullet.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Mary Worth 2664

"Dawn, there's been a lot of confusion about health insurance. As you know, Congress hasn't been able to fulfill its manic ambition to deprive millions of people of their health care. I'd like you to summarize all of the issues and view points and send it out in a MASS MAILING to my patients. Thanks. You're amazingly mature."

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Mary Worth 2663

It looks like Jared has been keeping his nose to the grindstone. That thing could fillet a salmon.

Monday, August 7, 2017

Mary Worth 2666

Las Vegas oddsmakers are saying Dr. Ned Fletcher is the creep, and Jared will be the frog prince that rescues Dawn, but Atlantic City is saying that good looking men with money are always princes, and quirky oddballs like Jared are the creeps. Place your bets.

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Mary Worth 2660

Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

(I seriously thought he said "You're still a college student?")

Friday, August 4, 2017

Mary Worth 2659

Since when has being nosy been a negative personality trait in the Worthiverse?

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Mary Worth 2658

Whoa! What kind of meddler is Medical Assistant Jared anyway? A real meddler doesn't ask questions! A real meddler simply inserts advice without all the facts. Amateur.

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Mary Worth 2657

Dawn is so awesome. She can already tell that Jared is a total loser, with his orange scrubs and his shaggy hair. Heck, he isn't even thirty yet, which makes him nothing more than a snot-nosed child, good for nothing more than a trifling annoyance in her day. I love Dawn. She's awesome.