Friday, August 4, 2017

Mary Worth 2659

Since when has being nosy been a negative personality trait in the Worthiverse?

12 comments:

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Boy, Dawn has her sassy pants on today!

Hey Dawn, did you ever stop to think maybe people wouldn't gossip about you if you didn't have inappropriate relationships? (I'm looking at you, Harlan Jones!)

Anonymous said...


I'm sorry, Dawn, let's try this again. Go to hell.

-- Scottie McW.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "I Sure Hope Jared Has A Blog".

Sorry. So far?
Nosy People...fine!
Lunch plans?
No, don't. Can't gossip fodder!



LOL LOL, @Scottie McW.

fauxprof said...

Dawn is leaping to conclusions about gossip, isn't she? She either has a guilty conscience, or her tummy brain is sending her a signal about Dr. Ned.

Delilah said...

Scottie McW, I judge the excellence of MW comments by the amount of coffee that comes out of my nose. You are the current leader. : )

Chester the Dog said...

Jared: "Dawn, if I cut off my arm, would you talk to me?"

Dave in Parma said...

Jared: who said anything about eating with you?- very presumptuous. I just asked if you had lunch plans assuming you were eating alone due to your lack of personality. I was hoping you could cover my lunch shift so I could go to lunch with Dr. Need. You know he's recently divorced?

Dave in Parma said...

Dr. Need, Dr. Ned. Sometimes auto-complete gets it right.

KitKat said...

Dawn suspects that agreeing to have lunch with Jared will be followed by him asking her if she'd like to vacuum his hair.

Anonymous said...


Thanks very much for the kind words, fellow Worthwhilers.

I hope Jared sticks her with the check.

-- S. McW.

Shmoopie said...

Not very good "adulting" there, Dawn! I guess you reverted back to "kidding." I wonder what Mary is up to. Probably "geriatring!"

roth phallyka said...

"Dawn, if I cut off my arm, would you talk to me?"


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