Yeah, I've been working on my liberal arts degree for seven years. I'm hoping to get a job at Jerry's one day, and move in with some old lady who will take care of me.
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Monday, November 28, 2016
Friday, November 25, 2016
Thursday, November 24, 2016
On this blessed Thanksgiving Day, I am grateful that today's comic strip has ruined my appetite, thus saving me from consuming thousands of unnecessary calories.
I join Mary and friends from years past to wish you a happy Thanksgiving.
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
Monday, November 21, 2016
At first, I thought that was Wilbur tapping her shoulder because, you know, it would be too obvious, even though there hasn't been a moment of doubt in Wilbur's mind that might signify a change of heart because in the Worthiverse who needs logic. But then I realized the hand is in excellent shape. If that were Wilbur's hand, it would look more like this:
Sunday, November 20, 2016
Friday, November 18, 2016
Thursday, November 17, 2016
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
I'll agree that a year can feel like an eternity, even when nothing has happened. For instance, one year ago today:
Clearly, there have been changes, but I'm not sure I'd say a lot has happened.
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
Sunday, November 13, 2016
There's really only two ways this can end, Wilbur. You either successfully extract yourself from the Worthiverse and Iris never sees you again, or the Syndicate discovers your plot and you end up in the "Dip."
Saturday, November 12, 2016
Friday, November 11, 2016
Well played, Wilbur. Well played. The first step in a successful Worthiverse extraction is to sever all emotional ties. It must be done in a such a way that former loves and family do not come looking for you for at least a year. This means they need to believe that they broke up with you. Well played, indeed.
Thursday, November 10, 2016
Of course, none of us can blame Wilbur for running away from his life. But I get the feeling that something far more devious is up his sleeve. I believe Wilbur has found a way to extract himself from the Worthiverse and access the real world. Of course, he has to cloak his language to ensure the King Features Syndicate doesn't suspect anything. If the Syndicate starts to believe he could extract himself, they will have no recourse but to take punitive measures, like killing him off, or worse, marrying him to Iris. Parse his language carefully over the next few weeks. He may be sending us secret messages, seeking support and asylum.
Tuesday, November 8, 2016
Monday, November 7, 2016
Saturday, November 5, 2016
Friday, November 4, 2016
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
He was in Japan for four months, but it seems he never communicated with his daughter while he was gone. Or his girlfriend. Probably because Japan is so far away. I mean, how could they have possibly communicated? It takes months for a letter to cross the Pacific on a sailing ship.