Friday, November 29, 2019

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Of course, no real doctor would actually say something like this. Iris is in the loan office at a used car dealership. Which explains why the exam room has executive seating. 

Thursday, November 28, 2019

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Hypothyroidism sounds a lot like Happy Thanksgiving. 

I want to wish all of you a great day today full of turkey and other things to be grateful for. And I’m wishing Nance a quick and full recovery. We miss you and hope you are feeling better every day. 

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

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I used to be amazed at how creative Joe Giella got drawing reflections, but I'm glad that Joan Brigman also finds them challenging.

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Monday, November 25, 2019

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Today, I hate Zak again. I also hate Mary. Also, Iris looks 20, so I'm confused. What I really want to know is if Wilbur is still standing outside Estelle's window, soaking wet, with his boombox running out of battery power and his arms in agony after imitating Unbroken all night long.

Thursday, November 21, 2019

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Pretty much not the message you want to be sending right now, Wilbur. In fact, the exact opposite message you want to be sending.

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

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"The Pina Colada Song" isn't quite "In Your Eyes," but it is about alcohol and cheating, so perhaps it is more appropriate than the Say Anything anthem.

Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Monday, November 18, 2019

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Now we will find out if Wilbur can actually stalk two women at one time.

Friday, November 15, 2019

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I need not remind you that this dream sequence is no less bizarre than anything else in this strip.

Thursday, November 14, 2019

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

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If by "check on you," you mean, "dump you," then I'm fine with that. However, I'm not sure he'll have much of a cell phone signal at the Cliffs of Insanity.

Monday, November 11, 2019

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Don't be so generous, Estelle. If he was sober, the date would have been even worse!

Friday, November 8, 2019

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... And, scene!

I feel like this entire Thai Restaurant date has been one long set up. I'm ashamed I didn't see where this was going.

I just had to share that last night Mrs. Wanders and I went to see Hamilton in Philadelphia, and stopped at a restaurant on Walnut Street called Chatayee Thai. It was even better than My Thai on Elm Street. In fact, it was the best Thai restaurant we've been to in three years since moving to South Jersey from Maryland. We had resigned ourselves to the belief that the one cuisine missing from the otherwise exquisite regional menu was Thai. But we solved that last night. I've never photographed my food before, and I felt like such a dweeb doing it, but I had to share my order with you: Pad Thai with tofu, of course.

Thursday, November 7, 2019

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"When I found out he lived at Charterstone, I wanted to meet him in person. Now I want to move."

By the way, if you haven't listened to the Charterstone Jukebox lately, the new lead song "Once Again" by the Hi-Lo's is the perfect Wilbur anthem.

Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

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I eat a lot of Thai. I'm just gonna guess, based on the waiter's skin tone and chest hair, that My Thai is not the best restaurant in town.

Monday, November 4, 2019

Friday, November 1, 2019

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No, Wilbur. You were happy because you had a Polaroid camera and you didn't have to wait five days for Palgreens to develop your film. Ah, those were the days.

And a very special thank you to Sarah K., Clare A. and Fraser W. for your donations. I've also really enjoyed the kind notes that people send with their gifts. You really make me smile.