You also look like a bumbling bool.
Jared is distracted all right - it's not easy to move like that. Maybe Dawn will escort him to wherever he lives, and he'll invite her in to see his collection of Star Wars memorabilia.
Jared, I told you not to chew gum.-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "But It Was Way Awesomer At The Roller Rink".Auggh!Whoa! Gotcha!Fumbling Fool!
Distracted? He should be running away from her!
The Rom-Com is not my favorite movie genre, and this storyline seems to be developing into the lamest Rom-Com ever.
fauxprof, an important difference between this Dawn-based story and a standard rom-com is that there is almost no chance of a happy ending in this situation.
Very solid reach into your bag of tricks Jared-- pulling kind an ambulatory version of the Frank Costanza short-stop move to get Dawn to grab you. Now the only question is if Dawn will dip and kiss him tomorrow.Ah, well...
You know, I honestly believe that KM is attempting to make us feel sympathy for Jared and utterly failing.
Chin Napkin Groupie: I think she's also failed at attempting to make us feel sympathy for Dawn, Dr. Ned, Mary, Toby, Ian, Esme, Derek, Katy...well, pretty much everybody except maybe Mr. Allora.
I wonder why Dawn didn't let him face plant into the ground? He's acting like a creepy perv.
KM's latest favorite plot device appears to revolve around questionable characters (Entertainer Esme, Jerky Jared) losing their balance and having to be rescued by a female character (Katie, Dawn) that readers have pretty much given up for dead...At least she's attempting to bring surprise to the story line...Personally I think this Jared sidebar is pretty weak unless it results in Jared and Dr. Ned coming to a pistol duel over Dawn...
@Lousie F: and the readers only win if both Jared and Dr. Ned's aim is true
@Vince: "ANY ending would make me happier than I've ever been." Mike Nelson, MST3K
Wanders: I forgot to say - astute observation re "fumbling fool"!
People should leave JJ "Jerky Jared" alone. Maybe he has a little balance issue, and needs medication. No, that's too much of a stretch. He is just a klutz.
They better not let him carry the "specimen" tray from the lab.
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