Guys, if you're married, and you've gone out to a show, and you manage to ditch your wife to smoke cigarettes with the star, you're probably okay. But if you start singing romantic 1940's songs from Bing Crosby "Road" movies with her, you've either crossed a line, or you're gay.
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No way I can top that, Wanders. And that's why you're running the blog!
Who's seducing whom again?
-- Scottie McW.
P.S. Old dumb joke:
Do you smoke after sex?
I don't know, I've never looked.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Pretty Sure They Aren't Gonna Sing 'K-K-K Katie' Next".
Becomes...
Know...
You're all dressed up to go dreaming/
Now don't tell me I'm wrong...
What a night to go dreaming/
Mind if I tag along?
(or GAG along, as the case may be)
Say what you will, E^3 looks pretty darn sexy today. Great artwork!
1. Wanders, I can't top your remarks either. Priceless!
2. @Nance, your title today surpasses your already high standard!
3. Too bad Derek skipped right over the lyric "It goes with your hair" because 3E is about to set her tresses on fire.
This isn't about cigarettes; it's about Derek's unquenchable love of show tunes
Kudos, Nanc! And GAG is right. Before I read your comment, mine was going to be "Gag me with a souvenir spoon from the ship's gift shop." Do you suppose K-K-Katy is locked in the h-h-head?
Wanders, that's hilarious. And so true.
It drives me crazy how these people will stand on a dock for days trying to figure out where Katie is and then the plot bumps forward awkwardly, leaving gaping holes in the timeline. How did these two end up here? Where's hapless other half Hoosier?
On Sunday's strip Moy brazenly quotes Clarence Clemons. She knows she can get away with this because no one in the E Street Band even knows this comic strip exists.
At first glance I thought the quote was attributed to Clarence Thomas.
Not only is Derek rekindling his love of cigarettes, but he's now developed a taste for Virginia Slims.
MONDAY
It looks like none of the thousand-plus other passengers on the cruise decided to visit Cozumel Park. Word has spread like wildfire that Mary and Toby should be avoided at all times.
Meanwhile, back on the Ship of Fools, Katie continues to shout "Help!" from the broom closet in which she's locked.
How long do you suppose it took Moy to come up with today's gripping dialog? The over/under is one minute. Man, talk about milking a sweet gig.
-- Scottie McW.
MONDAY
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Mary, Like Her Readers, Is Underwhelmed".
Fascinating!
Change, isn't it?
Different!
@Scottie McW.--Tough to say. On the face of it, most would choose the Under. We could write this junk in about five seconds. KM, however...hard to say. Not sure how many keys are on her computer, if you know what I mean.
No one has gone to the botanical gardens because reports are that the tropical flower fairies, although very pretty, are poisonous. Sort of like those brightly colored tropical tree frogs.
"Quite a change from Santa Royale, isn't it?"
"Is that Mr. Alora bringing the new tenant's bags through the undergrowth?"
Maybe this will be the first time Mary brings a road meddlee back from a trip to stay at Charterstone, bringing Kate afer Derek unceremoniously dumps her for 3E.
Is it just me, or is Amigo #3 Barack Obama? Working on his second career?
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