Ian goes to musical theatre without his wife?Something tells me this marriage is a sham.
Wow, you can see it in their faces: This really is a test of their marriage.Who knew it would be a Rorschach test.....?
Ian: "Oh, Chicago was just fine!"Then we go to Ian's thought balloon:("I had a whirlwind affair with the stunningly intelligent Professor Pedagogy, but that's nothing that can't wait....."
Angered by Toby's stupidity, Ian flings a vial of acid into his own and Toby's faces, killing her and transforming him into Black Hole Face, a twisted, chin-bearded supervillain. Can Mary Worth stop this devilishly handsome monster? Can anyone?!Stay tuned for further developments!
Is it his remarkable sensitivity or his stunning intelligence that immediately tells Ian that something is wrong? Will he accept Toby's attempt to put off the inevitable? Or, when he finally finds out that "Someone has been using our money"(AAAAAAEEEEEEEE), will he do what we have all wanted to do for the past six months and slap the living #%&*@ out of her?Will a domestic violence episode follow? Will Ian find a cure for the disease that is ravaging their faces? Stay tuned and the answers to these and other questions will be answered, possibly in your lifetime.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! "Raskolnikov Meets Raskolnikova"! This is definitely going to be fun!!!
So Toby's husband has been away for 'awhile' and all they have to say is "Good to see you? It doesn't sound like they missed each other much at all. And I thought maybe someone said "Here's mud in your eye." But I see no drinks?
Mary Worth = Fun? Naaaaaaaaaa
Mirror's on the fritz and stopped reflecting again. Where is that repairman's number?
Yes, Boojum a Rorschach test is what's necessry to save their marriage. Toby's got a number of them lined up for him. She's not only put one on her face and his, but she's decorated the wall with them as well. And he'd better guess right about what every one of them is supposed ot represent. If he even mentions that learned Professor and her fascinating pedagogy, he's out on his ear.I wonder if she's tiled the floor with those tests as well.
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