Sunday, November 30, 2008

Mary Worth 380

Awesome. Far more quickly than I expected, Frank has come to realize the depth of his error inviting Mary Worth to visit! But it may be too late. You'll have to do better than hints, Frank. Mary knows exactly what you mean by the 'vacation resort' remark, but she won't acknowledge it. You'll need to be more direct: "Mary Worth, here is the restraining order."

Today's Full Strip

4 comments:

maconmemad said...

Has Mary ever slapped someone? Better yet has anyone ever slapped Mary? I think someone needs to be slapped.

Anonymous said...

OK. Here it is. World class athlete. World Champion material. Coach touted on television. Accomplishment, riches and fame await. And then the fatal error of inviting old friend Mary Worth for a visit. Lynn is now an emotional wreck, hysterical at the mere sight of the ice. No way she will Lynn be able to skate to her the best of her abilities. But wait. On the day of the finals, Lynn having deteriorated into a babbling basket case, Mary dons a blond wig, dusts off her skates and takes to the ice. Due to Lynn's advancing progreria, Mary is now a dead ringer for Lynn and wins the gold. Once again Mary saves the day. Don't laugh. In Moy's world it could happen.

Charlie said...

Interviewer: Coach! Why do you think the performance took such a sudden turn for the worse?

Frank: Well, this old biddy came to visit us and...

Monkey's Breath said...

"In Moy's world it could happen."

Because it is even remotely entertaining, I have my sincerest doubts that it could happen in either Moy's world, or in any world immediately adjacent to Moy's.

Still, Mary doing a double lutz into a flying camel could make this all worthwhile.