I'm really sorry you have to go home Mary.Well don't be!
With any luck the rest of the Charterstone residents will have moved and left no forwarding addresses.They will have had plenty of time to cover their tracks seeing as Mary has been in upstate New York for about 6 months (I am sure somebody has been keeping track and can tell me precisely how long).Maybe the Girls from Apartment 3G will have moved to the West Coast to get some sun?
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Mary: I'd love to stay, but my neighbor may be retiling her kitchen. I also have to pay for my return flight before Toby's, er, my credit card, is cancelled. Do you have any paperwork I can look through?
Well, this goodbye may take a few more days. Or maybe a week. Or two. But Mary will certainly be glad to see Dr. Jeff Cory again, won't she!? I just hope he hasn't taken off for Southeast Asia again. If so, let's hope he packed plenty of antibiotics!
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