Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Santa Royale Fan Club Site













SRDRCULGRL: Hello? Any body there?







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16 comments:

shandyowl said...

Other than reading Mary Worth, the only reason I ever go online is to talk about how awesome Santa Royale is.

Richard Lindberg said...

This is the one safe place on the internet. You can always trust Santa Royale residents and former residents.

Vicki said...

I had a hunch Santa Royale was totally awesome from seeing Ron Amalfi's committment to it! Now we learn it has a FAN ClUB on the webs? Wow!!! And I bet those SR restaurants kill to buy ad space on it!

Now, what's with Adrian's face? -it seems to be shape shifting every day! And her hands are soooo tiny! Just weird.

spike said...

shandyowl: All this time I thought you were only concerned with trying to expand the ZAF line of sportswear... :-)

Richard Lindberg: And let's not forget those who are jus' "passin' through" as well!

Vicki: Are there more than three restaurants in SR?

When are those spiffy cross hatches (possibly a houndstooth pattern?) going to reappear on Ted's suit? They've been missing since 2/16/09. Has anyone alerted the Fashion Patrol?

Robert said...

I'm pleased to know that people have finally realized the interwebs should be used for polite conversation about suburban living.

Maude Findlay said...

Where can I sign up? I've got dibs on the name ''BumBoatBabe''!

Anonymous said...

Spike,

There are at least four: The Golden Corridor, Three Trees, Hearts of Palm, and the Bum Boat. Probably others. Santa Royale seems to be larger than I thought.

Chester the Dog said...

Fellow fans of our fair city?

That site, "The Santa Royale Fan Club Site", sounds pretty cool.I wonder if it has live Mary-Cams, where you can follow her around town and peek in on her meddling.

Finally, Miss Moy, Bobby Vinton has a fan club site, TOWNS DON'T!

Johnny C. said...

You all may contact me at johnny@TheSantaRoyaleFanClubSite.com

Anonymous said...

I hope the "The Santa Royale Fan Club Site" has a community events calendar, where you see when the next Charterstone pool party is taking place, and RSVP as well.

Richard Lindberg said...

I think I saw the announcement for the Memorial Day pool party. That's a big event. However, the weather is always so nice here is Santa Royale that we have impromptu pool parties just about any time of the year.

Viviana said...

Hello! I heard the Santa Royale Fan Club site was the best place for hooking up in this joke of a town. So, what's the code - does bum boat mean you like spanking?

And let me warn you to stay away from the Historical Society for dating purposes. I made that mistake once. Just once.

Anonymous said...

Someone should tell Dawn Weston about this Fan Club! That poor girl has the worst luck with men! Maybe she could finally meet someone nice. I do hope Wilbur will let her borrow that nifty computer of his! Her screen name could be "helmet hair".

Anonymous said...

Let's all post our favorite memories of growing up in Santa Royale! Mine is that nearly every child I went to school with was blonde and had one giant, continuous tooth on the top and bottom. When was the last time anyone in SR needed braces? Bad news for the town orthodonist but great news for all us Santa Royalans.

Chester the Dog said...

Ah, memories. I remember these two young girls in Santa Royale, way back then, and they would pull dandelions out of the sidewalk and blow at them, with this odd super breath. One was Cathy and the others name slips my mind. She was a little nosy, as I recall.

The first time my father took me to the Bum Boat for seafood scampi in a paper cup. It was called the Bum Skiff back then. The bus boy was a lttle snooty, too. I wonder if he ever moved up in the ranks.

Johnny said...

Just skimming over the "The Santa Royale Fan Club Site" classifieds, I found answering machines, one concrete briefcase, a Scotland DVD and glass swans(damaged).