1. Why am I still dating Mary Worth? Give me one good reason! Besides the fact that we both like seafood.Yes, of all four things that will occupy Jeff's mind, the donation is indeed last.
2. I'm getting low on Grecian Formula.
3. How will Ted support my daughter? She's only a doctor with no marketable skills.
4. If he is broke, how will he pay that impressive donation he pledged?
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