SETTING: A pathway lined with nondescript bushes at Local University. Wilbur, innocently eating an ice cream cone and carrying a fishing pole, enters stage right. His rival, Nasty Rich Kid, enters stage left.
Wilbur: Well, well, well. We meet at last.
Nasty Rich Kid: Indeed. I wondered when our paths might cross.
Wilbur: It has been four long years, my rival. Things might have been different, if you hadn't been so nasty. And rich.
Nasty Rich Kid: And if you hadn't been so charming and affable. Clicking and connecting with Abby. Over and over again. But your goodness and fisherman's ways could only carry you so far into her heart. You never can compete with my nasty money!
Wilbur: We'll see about that, rival!
Nasty Rich Kid: You're already too late. I gave her some of my money and she's left town. You'll never see her again! Bwah hah hah hah!
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