I don't blame B?BJ. That would make a nice weekend place if there would was a private airstrip for the plane.
Someone mentioned it yesterday--Mary WANTS that pearl necklace! She's about to swipe it right off Bonnie's? neck with those man hands of hers!
It's so simple B?BJ? Just visualize that your compulsion is gone and it will be. Who needs those silly 12 step programs when you have Mary's vizualization techique.
That place is kinda tacky. Really.
Okay, good. Now picture yourself in a boat, on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.That place may be tacky, but think of how many boxes you could store in there! No, really, close your eyes and think of all those boxes.Climb in the back with your head in the clouds you're gone.....
She could lose Ernie in that huge place for weeks at a time! It actually looks like a shopping mall, an ugly one, but a shopping mall.
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I think Bonnie would be very happy living in Deerfield Estate, with its multitude of rafters and iron brackets on which to hang unnecessary clothing. Look at the master bathroom suite (3rd photo 2nd row). See? It's almost as if they had Bonnie in mind when they designed the place.Of course in a place like that, she'll need rhinestone & crystal necklaces. She won't be needing those pearls...
I don't think Mary would be quite so smug if she realized that Bobbie's blissful expression was engendered by the mental image of Mary's head bursting into flames.
Just thinking about it adds like...40 pounds...
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