Yesterday, we had the biggest cliff-hanger in Mary Worth since Aldo Kelrast's "Oh no!" -- "Jill, what's your verdict?"
Well, Jill, open your mouth and let your simmering contempt spew! All week, you've kept your disdain and sarcasm to yourself, which may be appropriate in certain circles, but it's time to save your friend from buying the first ridiculous dress she tries on with all those embarrassing features.
I can't fully express how disappointed I am that Jill did not render her verdict today. That being said, dear reader, now I get to hear your thoughts on the perfect combination of the features Adrian loves. Your comments yesterday kept me smiling all day.
Today's Full Strip