"...anthrax. Enjoy! Best wishes, Jill."
Nope, Amanda Kate, not anthrax.A honeymoon trip to Tahiti or Provence. Put together by a drunk-at-a-computer last night.
If it's written in boldface, it must be a good gift...gee, I cannot begin to wonder what it is? Maybe Jill visited priceline.com last night in her hung over state and ordered them a trip to...Rhode Island, Fire Island, Coney Island?
Has anyone else noticed that none of the guests at this wedding knows, or cares to know, the four people we know?
Two free CT scans... 'cause ya need to get your heads examined!!! HA HA HA HA!
How about 2 colonoscopies? I know a couple who did that for their anniversary. And besides, they're staying local for the honeymoon.
''Ooh, Applebee's gift cards!''
Wow, Jill had a total change of heart after only one session with Mary. What a miracle worker that Mary is. Although I am annoyed that Jill took the cowards way out and didn't present her gift in person and is trying to buy her way out of her guilt.
You know what I love so much about Mary Worth? No matter how unrealistic, or slow-moving, or just plain dumb I think a story line will be, it's always that and more!If only the rest of my life could consistently exceed my expectations that way.
Sometimes when I read Mary Worth I imagine I must be dieing; everything moves so slowly, like I'm reliving the scenes from my life that I want to forget, over and over and...
...and to express my sincere apology, I have enclosed a formal letter of sincere regret. Please try to appreciate the excellent example of high-quality stationery.
Jared said... "Two free CT scans... 'cause ya need to get your heads examined!!!"Chester here llloovveess iitt!!
I don't know...I'm with Carlye and the colonoscopies. What a practical gift for two people in helping professions.
I'm still going with anthrax.
Jared, CT scans, good one!
im guessing jill had a star named after them
Maude Findlay, that would probably be to Royalebees, or Olive Royale. Or better yet, Restaurant.
OMG! I was right!!!! (Aren't I always?)I predicted a trip to Tahiti was in that envelope, and I was right!!And talk about "product placement"!Here's a link to the Four Seasons Bora Borahttp://www.fourseasons.com/borabora/I wonder how much Moy was paid for the "product placement" by FS?Oh, and notice she didn't do the air for the trip so Dr Adrian's going to have to pay for that, I guess...
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