Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Mary Worth 1,030

I think it's about time for Liza to step up the crazy and move from texting to trespassing. Otherwise, as awesome as this story is, it's going to plateau. If at some point, Drew isn't hiding in the custodial closet at Mountview Hospital in the middle of the night, whimpering quietly, I'm going to be completely let down.

Today's Full Strip

19 comments:

Tony said...

Liza has already driven Drew to the depths of depravity: texting while driving.

tuffenuf said...

Let me say it. This "chapter" will be about the perils of texting and driving.

Agree?

Anonymous said...

Liza won't take "no" for an answer?

Then it's time for the ol' one-two punch: an intervention followed by a Kelrastian plummet over a cliff!

His Way or Her Way said...

If he doesn't stop driving and texting, he will get into an accident. . .slip into a coma. . .Liza will proclaim that they are to be married and she will practically take over his life and everyone will believe her. He will suffer from temporary paralysis. .so he can hear but not react. He will be a prisoner of Liza's sick mind.

Lori

Syndi said...

Has Drew never watched Two and a Half Men? Liza is his Rose.

Anonymous said...

Tell LiZa to meet you in the cafeteria. Tell her to keep waiting if you're delayed. Don't show up.
- Lonnie Roberts

Anonymous said...

Ask LiZa to meet you somewhere. Arrange for a surprise visit from Ryan Harris, who will cup your chin and kiss the back of your head - all for a free cup of coffee.
- Vera Shields

birdie said...

Yes, it'll be about texting while driving, another of the perils of the crazy electronic age.
You'd never catch Mary Worth (Where is she, by the way?) doing that.

Maude Findlay said...

If LiZa loses her job at the hospital, there's a great future for her in writing the sayings on Valentine's conversation hearts candies.

James in North Dakota said...

Maude Findlay, you are a saint!

I tried to post this last night, but it wouldn't let me -- this newfangled World Wide Web machine! But, Dr. Drew has been going on about how LiZa won't comprehend that they are no longer together. Um...did I miss something? Did I miss the day where they were actually a couple? From what I can remember, they went out to dinner, or it might have been two dates (the continuity in their outfits suggests the latter) and then all of a sudden LiZa was thrown into an obssessive state where she actually says *puke* "LUVR" in a text.

Anonymous said...

Hey Luvr, my mind games and passive aggression will destroy you. (Unless, of course, Mary is consulted)

Brick said...

@ James in North Dakota - You must have missed the first date, when LiZa told Drew, "You complete me". And you must have missed Drew not run for the hills.

Gina said...

@Maude -- Ha! Good one!

James in North Dakota said...

Brick -- I do remember that, and I'm still getting the dry heaves over that :-p

Anonymous said...

hey dum dums drew was last seen pulling in the driveway so how can i t be a texting while driving storyline.plus if you rem on drews second date he came home when the sun was shineing when previous panal showed him at night explain that

trixietrudy said...

Drew: "I complete me."
LiZa: "Okay, I think I'll just back up slowly now."

Done!

Anonymous said...

Psycho LiZa has nothing to worry about. She never gets fired for poor job performance, she closes on the apartment of her dreams, she even has Drew believing they WERE a couple even when they weren't!
She'll wear him dowwwwnnn eventually but then tire of him and break up, and he'll go back to his magazines. And Vietnam.
Mary and Jeff will drink coffee on Mary's sofa and go, "that's too bad about Drew. That nurse didn't work out. He deserves love, blah, blah, blah...

mrvy said...

Remember Kathy Bates's character in "Misery"? If Drew has an accident texting while driving, and Liza ends up caring for him at the hospital, we could see crazy like we've never imagined!

His Way or Her Way said...

Actually, I think they became a couple in her mind when she saw him working at the hospital. Guess she wants to marry a doctor really bad!!!