We didn't know a lot of things in ol' New York: The fork goes on the left, don't eat butter... I didn't even know a different way to style my hair. Still don't. Just put it in a ponytail, and cut the end off straight.
Today's Full Strip
Every dollar will go to rehabilitate Santa Royale's lost souls: Jill Black, Dan Smithers, Nola Wolvenson (REHABILITATED), Bonnie Johnson (REHABILITATED), Helen Clark and especially Wanders himself.