Sunday, November 20, 2011

Mary Worth sUcks

I hate Mary worth. This
Strip
Sucks.

Anothere boring identity
Theft story?????

Is Karen Moy crazy? She treats us like morons.

You people are idiots for reading this comic strip.

How much pain can you take??

Do you hate yourselves

21 comments:

Charlie said...

Does this mean that Mary and Toby are going to become vigilantes, walking around Santa Royale with paintings (by Toby, naturally) of the suspects asking if people have seen them?

Wanders, is this some fanmail you got or are you growing sick of this? I hope you don't take down the blog :(. Identity theft and wallet theft are COMPLETELY different even if you have to treat them similarly.

Elaine said...

Yeah, that was a little odd...a vacation may be in order? Just don't go to Santa Royale!

Well, I'll be! My wv is wallutc, how timely!

Nathan said...

Clearly, Wanders online identity has been stolen.

Quick, Wanders, make a list of your online accounts! Call Terry Bryson! DO SOMETHING!

phoebes in santa fe said...

"Yes" to most of those questions - those cries of anguish. I'd even take Toby's wretched clown pictures right about now, and I hate clowns.

Ice T said...

"Toby visits Mary to help her in the aftermath."

I'm not sure 'aftermath' is the correct term to describe this riveting crisis. It's not tornado or hurricane cleanup, an aging widower left her purse hanging unattended off of the back of a chair in a restaurant.

mrvy said...

"Now it's time to get serious.... Lead the way, Toby!" Superhero costumes might save this sorry storyline. Mary could be the Midnight Meddler. For the life of me, I can't think of a good alter ego for Toby. Mrs. Chinbeard sounds like a pirate.

Mike in Cleveland said...

It looks Wanders' blog has been hacked, perhaps by one of the anonymous, grammar-challenged contributors we have been seeing lately.

The tone here has always been respectful disrespect; disgust with a positive note.

This site is much more about our convivial and amusing companionship than the hurling of insults

HR Human said...

Obviously this blog post was created by a thief of Wanders' identity. We must consult with Toby post-haste!

Limber Joe said...

How much pain can I take? I'm 56 years old and have been a Browns fan for my entire life, for crying out loud!

Anonymous said...

I hate Dr. Jeff. He hasn't done a damn thing to help Mary out. I guess he really just wanted to get his hands on her money, or something. Mary did dodge a bullet there.

BaHa said...

Wanders, have you been hitting Chinwhiskers stash of fine aged Scotch?

meg said...

Chinbeard is Toby's fine aged Scot.

jemrnl said...

i have a great idea for a new plot development! Mary falls prey to a telemarketing scam artist! think of all the excitement! discussions! anguished looks! calling santa royale's finest! what fun! maybe wilbur can help out! while eating a sandwich!

Chester the Dog said...

Wanders identity has been stolen!!! Call Tobe Bryson!!

Petunia said...

When did Toby decide to accessorize with a matching scarf?

--Beagle Vet

birdie said...

Don't worry, Wanders. We'll help you save your credit. First you've got to get on the interwebs and look for those credit bureaus. Let's see, was it Experifax? Equiunion? Help! Toby, we need you!

Imogene said...

I have a wistful feeling that Moy is going to reintroduce an ID theft story every year or two as a public service to what she believes are her new viewers. This is just such a sad delusion. I wish someone would stage an intervention for her.

In the meantime, I'm on tenterhooks, waiting to see where Toby is going to "lead on" to...

TG said...

Limber Joe, we're Bills fans here. Plenty of pain to go around!

And if we're going to trade war stories with the hippie hacker of Wanders' blog, I'll just say I got through the entire Foob hybrid. Day in and day out I read it and I conquered. I've waded through murky waters of boredom deeper than this and will continue to do so!

*Pulls on hip wader boots*

Punky said...

Meg: "fine aged Scot." HA HA HA. Once again, these comments are endlessly more entertaining than this strip is. I never thought I could miss Gina.... (Well, OK, I don't.)

wv: sendu. As in, sendu another plotline, stat!

KitKat said...

"Toby continues to comfort Mary"??? How many more days of this plot regurgitation can we take? This makes Gina and Mary slurping coffee in Diner seem like Chekhov, for Pete's sake. It's holiday time - shouldn't Toby be hard at work selling her clown paintings at the Charterstone Craft Show? (Isn't that where Mary bought those Halloween-colored toss pillows?)

Has Little Felon Annie and her male moll kidnapped Wanders?

Anonymous said...

Thanks Wanders. I finally get it. With Moy's subtle suggestions, her advice went right over my head. Without your explanation of your own identify theft experience, I never would have known how to protect myself. I am immediately going to make a list of my online contacts and credit card information.